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Le Retour de la Femme Leyton (fic)

Summary:

“You’re sure she’ll show up?” Pryce had asked. “She’ll be there.” He nodded. “Good. Remember: three terminals. We need havoc and all the men we can get.”

Pairing: Harry Du Bois/Joyce Messier

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 17k

Tags: Post-Canon, Le Retour, The Pale, Politics, Class Differences, Dialogue Heavy, Porn With Plot, One Night Stand, Teasing, Dirty Talk, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Sex, Choking, Transactional Sex, Infidelity

Authors: Myself and @mrtequilasunset

Cover art: @mrtequilasunset

#disco elysium #ahh so good #joyce is always such a fascinating character

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the fact that jean is exponentially more popular in the de fandom than joyce (or klaasje, or any other central character who isn’t harry or kim) is a fucking travesty and says a lot about what’s wrong with fandom in general

joyce is being eaten away by nostalgia. she is irradiated by the pale. she and harry have overt sexual chemistry.

she is perfect morally reprehensible poor little meow meow material, but because she isn’t a young-ish dude, she rarely ever gets talked about

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YES YOU GET ME!! Garte my beloved.......he deserves all the love

and unlike certain someone he was actually there at the tribunal and provided support to Kim and Harry <3

the fact that jean is exponentially more popular in the de fandom than joyce (or klaasje, or any other central character who isn’t harry or kim) is a fucking travesty and says a lot about what’s wrong with fandom in general

joyce is being eaten away by nostalgia. she is irradiated by the pale. she and harry have overt sexual chemistry.

she is perfect morally reprehensible poor little meow meow material, but because she isn’t a young-ish dude, she rarely ever gets talked about

#disco elysium

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i will not write a fanfiction, i will only pour my ideas out in a form of a disgustingly lazy comic without frames or backgrounds

#disco elysium #kiiiiim :( #give him back his kineema

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GOD YES

like guys I am sorry I really dont want to be a hater but I am forever going to be salty that Harry///Jean is THAT popular

Especially considering Harry has more sexual/ romantic tention with literally any other character than with Jean

Joyce, Lilienne, Smoker on the balcony, even Evrart..... Unironically, Harry has better and more compelling chemistry with fucking GARTE😭😭

the fact that jean is exponentially more popular in the de fandom than joyce (or klaasje, or any other central character who isn’t harry or kim) is a fucking travesty and says a lot about what’s wrong with fandom in general

joyce is being eaten away by nostalgia. she is irradiated by the pale. she and harry have overt sexual chemistry.

she is perfect morally reprehensible poor little meow meow material, but because she isn’t a young-ish dude, she rarely ever gets talked about

#disco elysium

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like to charge reblog to cast

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de fans, let me hit you with a horrible poll:

#harry is into piss no question about it.but so is kim #people who think that Jean is somehow more into piss than pissf****t kim are just wrong

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sometimes i see a post that makes me go "are you forgetting kim is literally a cop" and sometimes i see a post that makes me go "are you forgetting kim goes to work wearing communist pilot cosplay"

#disco elyisum #like onion. kim has layers

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Evrart Claire in drag

#disco elysium #evrart claire

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Its just an excuse to make this image

disco elysium shrek au where Harry is Shrek, Kim is Fiona and Jean is lord Farquaad

#disco elysium #harrykim #kimharry #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #jean vicquemare

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Another Disco Elysium fanfiction I don't really like is "Harry hates paperwork and is always trying to get out of it" with its corollary "Harry's paperwork is an incomprehensible mess" and of course the ever present "and Kim has to cajole him and or/clean up his mess" (grrrr)

Like, the man reads his old casenotes for fun. Harry Du Bois loves words more than anything else on god's miserable earth and he goes into hyperfocus.

I'm not saying he enjoys it, it's still a chore, but what's far more likely to happen is he gives a big sigh, sits down to do his paperwork and then six hours later Judit politely attracts his and Kim's attention because neither of them has looked up, let alone eaten, drunk or used the bathroom the whole time and frankly she's getting a bit unnerved.

#disco elysium #yeahhhh #harry cares about his work very much #i feel like harry would always complain about the paperwork #but if someone offered to help he would hiss like a cat in a “back off its mine” kinda way

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disco elysium shrek au where Harry is Shrek, Kim is Fiona and Jean is lord Farquaad

#disco elysium #harrykim #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #someone put me down please