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pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

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honestly I think being a shapeshifter would solve 75% of my problems. just saying...if anyone is a genie or something on Tumblr I would love to shapeshift.

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dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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untitled comic by Pas @\paxiti on twitter

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late dinner

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i think a lot of tumblr discourse and harrassment could be reduced if some ppl realized that minors can make sex joke. have you ever been inside a public middle school . youll hear a white boy say “devious backshots” in 5 seconds flat which is not really a callout-able offense

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this is fae joel propaganda

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alphys because i am sick

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*Crocodile and Nico Robin, sitting in a Raindinners board meeting, listening to a boring presentation...*

Robin: Uuugh, this is the longest two hours of my life...

Crocodile: Just wait until childbirth, sister.

Robin: What?

Crocodile: What?

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Gerard requires your sensitive tax information

Inspired me.