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Velvet and Veneer, I love them!

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Don't apologize for being a branch stan when his back must hurt so much from literally carrying the trolls franchise

It’s all good he’s got a super cute gf to share the load with

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i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway

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hey uh I hate to tell you this but your golden retriever boyfriend comes from a pet store and not a reputable breeder

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in which aziraphale reverts to old habits, crowley is outraged, and they still do not talk about it

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of course that character lives in my brain rent free do i look like a fucking landlord to you?

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Can't decide which kind of reunion kiss I would prefer for them: either sweet and slow, with lots of talking OR Aziraphale just explodes like a pressure cooker releasing all his pent up emotions and unfulfilled desires/needs at once. Anyway I just want them to smooch and hug

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!!Spoilers for Good omens!!

I love in good omens when the omens turn good

#bestie what show have you been watching because I have yet to see a single omen turn out good for these fuckers #good omens

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just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with “ooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing

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I’m actually kind of amazed how many people do not understand this concept

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if grug honest grug a bit of a faggot.

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SUMMER

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He changed his mind.

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you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

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she let me hit it cause her whole existence is flawed