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i love them SO MUCH bro

#art; azi #azi; crowley

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#yeet

#image; five

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#Image; five

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“Don’t call me ‘kid’. I’m older than you.”

#v; apocalypse suite #muse; five #open; five #tua rp

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family prompts.

a collection of prompts families might say to each other. feel free to change sentences to fit characters.

“ did you do your homework? “

“ do you have any homework? “

“ go take a bath. “

“ put your pajamas on. you’re going right to bed after you do the dishes. “

“ you still have some chores to finish. “

“ it’s a little bit past your bedtime, don’t you think? “

“ not so fast. you still have some vegetables left. “

“ we’re not angry, just disappointed. “

“ you need to learn to behave. “

“ watch your mouth. “

“ i’m sorry i work so much. i’m taking the weekend off, promise. “

“ pinkie promise? “

“ how was school today? “

“ how was work? “

“ go put something in the swear jar. “

“ i made your favorite. “

“ as long as you do your chores, we’ll go out to see a movie tonight. “

“ you’re my husband, and the father to our kid. “

“ i missed sitting around the table with my family. “

“ would a kiss make it better? “

“ up you go. “

“ you’ll feel better once you’ve had your medicine. “

“ have you taken your medicine yet? “

“ time for bed. “

“ time for your bath. “

“ you’re being punished for a reason. “

“ shut up, shithead. “

“ are you okay, sweetie? “

“ don’t sass me. “

“ go to your room. “

“ will you tuck me in? “

“ you turn every joke into a lecture. “

“ you come home covered in mud, and you disobeyed us by being out in the first place. “

“ i love tucking you in, it’s my most favorite part of the day. “

“ our kid is the greatest, isn’t he? “

“ don’t use that tone with me. “

“ go clean your room. “

“ come here, now. “

“ you’re not in trouble. “

“ i don’t like doing this, but your attitude has given me no choice. “

“ we’re going out, so your babysitter is coming over. “

“ can you go pick up [name] from school? “

“ another parent-teacher conference? “

“ why did you get in trouble at school today? “

“ your teacher called. “

“ run along and play. “

“ this is an adult problem. we didn’t want you to worry about it. “

“ you keep missing our things our kid is involved in. why is that? “

“ don’t even think about going outside without your coat. “

“ of course i came. i wouldn’t miss this for the world. “

“ don’t raise your voice at me, young man. “

“ i know you’re hiding a flashlight under your pillow. “

“ you brighten up my life, honey. “

“ you’re grounded. “

“ you’re being a brat. “

“ i’m so proud of you. “

“ how about some ice cream? “

“ no matter what happens, you’ll always be my son. “

“ no ifs, ands, or buts. “

“ you should be in bed. “

“ you shouldn’t keep things like that from the adults who you love you. “

“ dad and i will be home in about thirty minutes, alright? “

“ behave. “

“ be good for the babysitter. “

“ i’m not a child. stop treating me like one. “

#mm

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klaus + asking vanya

#five; family

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👁 indie netflix based five  👁 available at @amalgamatedmuses​ 👁 multimuse sideblog

⊱ about  ⊱ rules  ⊱ opens  ⊱ ©

#shameless self promotion #tua rp #the umbrella academy rp #relevance; five

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’ but everything worth it, hurts a little bit. you don’t want to run away and I won’t let you anyway. ‘cause we’re doing it for THE C A U S E ’

#promo train to whoop ville #blood //

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Ben: I am really bothered by the fact that gay marriage is illegal just because some people think it’s disgusting. I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAG ILLEGAL, ARE WE!

Diego: what’s wrong with you, peas are delicious

Klaus: so are gay people

Allison, just walking in: what??

Klaus: Be quiet and eat your gays

#five; family

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sir reginald hargreeves ⇒ the umbrella academy

“why have you adopted these seven children?”

“to save the world, of course.”

#five; the monocle #{{ his dad doesnt get to be a part of the 'family' tag lmfao }}

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“Mm- Maybe not anything.” Five responded easily, offering Klaus barely a glance before looking back down at the sandwich he was making. PB and marshmallows, again? It was disgusting, and yet he kept eating it.

“We’ve got different skill sets. Yours primarily being getting high.” Slapping together his sandwich, he took a bite of it before continuing.

“You’re right about the heels though. Not my thing.”

@amalgamatedmuses — SC 👻

    “Anything you can do, I can do better.” He quipped, matter-of-factly. He wasn’t about to CHALLENGE his space-time-hopping brother but he was in the mood to pester. Maybe he just needed company. Living company. “Boy, I could do it in BROKEN HEELS.”

#ouijahands #muse; five #v; apocalypse suite

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klaus + german

#five; family #{{ i love this idiot }}

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RPC MASTERLIST FOR THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY !

Upon the release of the Netflix show, we’ve noticed a big wave of new roleplay blogs pertaining to the TUA universe!   While the community is quite small, it is rapidly growing, so we thought we’d create an easy way to find each other.

SO, HOW DOES IT WORK?  

Pretty simply! If you’re a blog set in/associated with The Umbrella Academy, all you have to do is reblog this post and tag it with whether you’re a canon or original character, and their name. If you are a multimuse or are a blog that just has a specific TUA verse, specify that as well,

Once you’re done, you will be added to the blogroll, which can be found here. If it has been over seventy-two hours and you have yet to see your name added to the list, feel free to nudge us in our inbox.

#{{ multimuse with Five as a muse }} #{{ so canon }} #back to being me #relevance; five

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Five, The Handler, and their Battle of Wits

#image; five #five; the handler

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#run boy run

#five; family #{{ im changing my tags for them to that bc its easier }}

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{{ – so im online but im in lots of pain so im gonna just be lurking and shit }}

#back to being me #{{ catch me on disco }}

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David’s retweets are everything.

#{{ YEP }} #five; family