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I don’t know what you’re upset about. You’re not even my fiancé. As far as he is concerned, I am. And for the purpose of the mission, I am. THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. (2015) dir. Guy Ritchie

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@neurondeficit is dragging me back into TMFU and Gallya hell at the end of 2022. And then Hooters Gaby came up LMAO

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“I ship an adorable giant russian agent slash nerd and a sassy little double agent anytime.” - by winchestermeg on instagram

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Just... Illya and Gaby

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I've always liked the idea of a sequel for RotG set during summer. Cold never bothered Jack anyway but scorching sun sure does

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32 Pages

Filling in the blanks of what happened the night those infamous 32 pages were made- and what they really said. Also known as an attempt to put a band-aid on the severed limb that was TDA Duncney.

One Shot- Fluff, long conversations, short & sweet

Words- 2,022

Pairing- Duncan/Courtney (Total Drama)

#duncan and courtney #duncney #tdi #tda #total drama #total drama island #total drama action #srb

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I was today year's old when I found out that Eddie Redmayne, Jamie Dornan, Rob Pattinson, Andrew Garfield, Charlie Cox, and Tom Sturridge used to be roomates/hang out as a gang in LA when they were upcoming jobless actors trying to get a gig?? Like eating frozen pizzas and ordering one beer to share so they all can chill at the ping pong club for 6 hours? Like all the wild party photos and going out clubbing together and Jamie complaining that he hates going out with Rob cause Pattinson used to steal all the girls? That Eddie used to drive em round in a scrappy little red car that everyone was embarassed bout? That they used to help each other make audition tapes and Pattinson and Sturridge would just scream all the script hysterically in the house?? That Eddie played ping pong with Andrew and Garfield came with a full ping pong case for his bats and became the ping pong legend of the group? That Eddie and Jamie used to go out POTTERY making cause they were so bored and didn't have any gigs on a random monday??? That Charlie Cox found a photo of all of them together from 15 years ago and sent it in an email to all saying how much he missed their good times together and how proud he is of all their successes now???

Like who's making this sitcom??

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Andrew Garfield

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“x total drama ship is problematic because it normalizes–” actually nothing about any of those animated teens is normal. hope that helps

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hehe

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if jesus christ stood on a body of water, how would he move?

,,,by walking?

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this is my pet liar. he does tricks

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now that reddit has gone to shit and like half their users are protesting, how do you react to the idea that more creditors might spend their time on tumblr?

all websites fall but tumblr, like a cockroach, still stands

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i think this is my favorite book so far 

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Polytropos Man

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Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post