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i dont know who needs to hear this but as a general PSA for those who pay people online for goods and services: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE BUYING. While it might seem funny to write a clever note along with your transaction, any sort of hint that you're buying something nsfw or even mildly suggestive poses a huge risk that the person you're paying is getting their method of payment shut down permanently. transaction services are stricter than ever. "thanks for the boobs" is a pipe bomb that only needs one pair of eyes to be noticed. loose lips sink ships

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Seeing a post that you know a mutual will like and reblogging it to add enrichment to their dash like giving a tiger in a zoo a cardboard box

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Luo Binghe 🩸

#MY BELOVED #oh he looks so mischievous #luo binghe #my wife #svsss

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i like bingqiu a lot because it’s just two clowns who are unhealthily obsessed with each other and there’s a 100% chance of someone crying during sex

[image is a watercolour painting of Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu gently kissing in a bamboo grove; Shen Qingqiu has opened his fan to screen the bottom half of their faces. following are three photographs of the painting in different stages of completion.]

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Binghehe!!🥰

#BINGHEHE!!!! #svsss #luo binghe #light of my life apple of my eye

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i like bingqiu a lot because it’s just two clowns who are unhealthily obsessed with each other and there’s a 100% chance of someone crying during sex

[image is a watercolour painting of Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu gently kissing in a bamboo grove; Shen Qingqiu has opened his fan to screen the bottom half of their faces. following are three photographs of the painting in different stages of completion.]

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the little white flower from last season… WHERE DID HE GO???

[image is a drawing of luo binghe, grinning savagely and grabbing at a terrified shen qingqiu’s throat, apparently intent on slamming him against something and choking him.]

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reverse transmigration for dove for SVSSSAction!

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my pet mold spore

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"Ah," Shen Yuan said, shuddering at the feeling, like the blood in his fingers was moving too quickly, prickly and cold. "Your hands are - big." Luo Binghe flexed his fingers, and belatedly, almost mindlessly, Shen Yuan followed the movement. It looked almost comical, with how much larger Luo Binghe's hands were than his. Shen Yuan cleared his throat, pushing down another shiver. The weariness from traveling was very, very far away now.

fanart for @nyoomerr's fic, you don't need poltergeists for sidekicks !!

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IM BACK WITH MORE WHITE LOTUS BINGHE JAPAN EDITION BC I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 💕🪷💚

and some other bunhe sketches to warm up and draw some more

The prettiest boy that ever existed, I want to bite him until he squeaks

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cupid !! they/them

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best thing i ever accepted about people is that most people are just kind of gross like, physically

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stork on the roof of a church; vendlincourt, switzerland

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i hate to be that guy, but the idea that gender, sex, and sexuality are ontologically pure concepts that can be rigidly defined if we simply police our language enough (our english language, because of course) is—i cannot stress this enough—a total waste of time. you may as well spend your afternoons teaching a brick how to swim

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i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny