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I have no enemies

I have all the enemies

I have some enemies

I have a few more enemies

Has to deal with other people's enemies

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Anderson: There is always light at the end of a tunnel!

Alucard: It's usually an oncoming train.

Anderson: Can you just try not to kill my vibe for damn five seconds?

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Hellsing incorrect quotes :)

*at a zoo* Alucard: What are they in for? Reader: Alucard, this isn't prison. Alucard: So they can leave? Reader: No, but- Alucard, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone. ______

Reader: So, are you two friends? Seras: Yes. Alucard: No. ______

Integra: Why is it when something happens it always you three!? Alucard, Seras and Reader standing in her office looking down. Reader: Believe me, Sir Integra, I've been asking myself the same question for six years ______

Reader running into the room: Walter, I screwed up, big time. Walter: , given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific. ______

Reader, laying in bed: Get out of my room. Alucard, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room. _____

Reader: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Seras: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Reader: Not when you’re playing with Alucard, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.” _____

Integra: Today, Reader said a swear word, so Alucard said that they were going to wash Reader's mouth out with soap. Reader replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, they’ve been putting soap on their lips to blow bubbles. _____

Walter: Are you drunk? Reader: Only on the spirit of Christmas! Seras: And the spirit of whisky. ______ Walter: Dammit, Reader, you ruined everything! Reader: You’re welcome. ______ Integra: Where have you been all day? Reader: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level. ______

Alucard: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together! Reader, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate. _____ Reader: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun. :3

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looook at this man 

he lives in my head rent free 🥰

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They say people can change, but is that really true? If they decide they want to fly, will they grow wings? I don’t think so. You don’t change yourself, you change how you do things. You have to make your own way. You have to create a way to fly, even while you stay the same.

Sora, No Game No Life (via twenty-third-of-march)

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get to know me meme: favorite actresses [1/?] sophie turner

[on graduating from Game of Thrones] As a person, I learned that bravery and courage isn’t always standing up for yourself. It’s just not backing down in the face of fear.

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#alucard x integra #alucard #sir integra #headcanon #canon #omg yes give me this please

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Alucard

#alucard #hellsing

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By: Yukari Toshimichi (Solid & etc)

#alucard x integra #hellsing #this so perfectly describes their relationship

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#partially hellsing #sir integra #well damn #mod alucard

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By: Nataly-g

#alucardxintegra #alucard #sir integra #black and white #hellsing

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Them eyes though.

#eyes for days #alucard #queue

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#integra #hellsing #sir integra #art #queue

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*alucard leans over and whispers* seras, what’s a meme?

#alucard #seras victoria

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Let’s get this weekend started……. Alucard Style 💀🔫💯

#alucard #hellsing ultimate #hellsing abridged

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#hellsing #alucard #integra #queue #alucard x integra