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shoutout to sassy traumatized vampires, gotta be one of my favourite genders

astarion + text posts (part 21)

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Will you draw another drunk staeve getting all clingy w his wife that post my favorite ever bc thats what i want to do to astarion😭

Here have a modern au ish cling

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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sorry i can't tonight.. my spring melancholy is developing into hysteria

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what i like about cardan is that he’s Not Like Other YA Love Interests but, like, in a good way. he isn’t huge and muscular and overwhelmingly powerful and strong. he’s kind of a loser. he’s endearingly pathetic. things rarely ever go his way. he isn’t the top alpha dog that commands the pack, he’s more like that one lonely dog in the corner who licks his paws and whines and makes you feel bad for him. jude didn’t want him because he was this godlike, all-powerful guy, she wanted him because he’s a sad pretty boy who likes to drink wine and say poetic things about her and be kind of useless at times. he’s a very refreshing love interest. i wish we had more cardans in fantasy books!

#he's my favorite flavor

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I had to draw my boy

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Art by Frostbite Studios

Fam, my jaw has dropped fully through earth and out the other end into the dark abyss of space.

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I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

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dreams are insaaaane. every night theres a chance ill experience some sort of delight or horror that has the chance to color the entire next day. and it doesnt even require a monthly subscription

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one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed

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Jude and Cardan - The Cruel Prince

Artist: @honeyypears

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