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He's my son now, I'll protect him w my life.

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The two heaven n hell hotties

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Sorry…

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Nah for real

Lucifer: I have both your wives

Adam: okay..am feeling petty what your brothers names?

Lucifer: well there micheal and gabriel

Adam: Oh, micheal~

Adam: oh gabriel~

Lucifer: what are you doing?!?

Adam: am gonna sleep with your brothers what do you think!

Pfftttt- The ultimate act of pettiness would him going after ALL of Lucifurs siblings.

And imo he does it successfully LMAOOOO

Lucifurs pride is gonna take a mad hit XP especially now cuz he doesn't have the eden trifecta and somehow he's the only sibling that hasn't slept with Adam. Like, how??? Genuine shock and horror on his face when he finds out

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i'm ----

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I'm hoping that if we see Cain in HH that he's a mega-die-hard-cringe Lilith fan. I want him to be president of her fan club. Maybe even gatekeep her from everyone, especially Charlie. Will enrol in the rehab program on the sheer chance Lilith is at the hotel kind of obsessed.

(Everyone thinks it kinda weird to be so obsessed with his dads ex and he's like "nooo it's fine she's not my mum but she is a goddess that walks among us please step on me". Adam is particularly uncomfortable.)

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He's my silly goofy babygirl and I love him

Heh… step aside ladies… let a real man handle this.

( does the exact same thing but worse )

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One day I'll read it

This is your friendly reminder that Apollo not only made mpreg canon, but also invented mansplaining, the honey he gay meme, and pissed himself every other chapter of toa

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Old habits

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papa Adam and his nestlings, they’re on a walk

+ some baby exorcists

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i love silly outfitswaps

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DONE

Now sleep.

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Sketching through obsession

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"Are you there god? It's me fiona, it's me fiona!"

Not Spotify giving me two 30 sec long ads

Omg this sounds soooo beautiful holy shit- like soft music isn't my grind but this. For this I'll make an exception.

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God should give u the skill of animating bc I'd love to see it

Not Spotify giving me two 30 sec long ads

Omg this sounds soooo beautiful holy shit- like soft music isn't my grind but this. For this I'll make an exception.

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Not Spotify giving me two 30 sec long ads

Omg this sounds soooo beautiful holy shit- like soft music isn't my grind but this. For this I'll make an exception.