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me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it
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*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*
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*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*
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Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”
me: “Fine, thanks.”
Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.
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take care of yourself today and every day :)
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every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
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Brave Black Woman Stands Alone Against Hundreds Of Neo-Nazis
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“all nazis are bad” should be literally the easiest safest most unanimous political statement you could make what is happening
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The Incredible Creativity That Foley Artists Employ to Create Common Sounds For Film and Television
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I saw this and immediately thought “shit, I bet this is so satisfying to watch with the sound on”, and I was so fucking right
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