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i know hes like. dying. but his miserable pose and the placement of the stone slabs reminds me of that sad frog image where the frog has fallen over and dropped his food tray

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// Just a test! Reblog it if my muse can jump in your askbox without annoying the mun!

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Ensha merely salutes at the boop and returns to tending to Gideon. A muffled scream echoes through the Hold as they try a concoction of Eye of Yelough and a Warming stone to thaw him out with some healing.

"… This is urgent! The stars are foretelling a major event! I just realized that the Giant Catpaw constellation is about to be right above the Roundtable Hold, meaning that something incredibly intense is afoot so we should probably take precautions in order to…"

Izar stops, glancing around the room to process the aftermath of the Great Booping.

"… Oh. It already happened, didn't it? Nevermind then."

Ensha merely nods sympathetically before motioning toward Gideon who is now currently wrapped up in bandages but still wearing his helmet, following an ill-fated attempt at a quick defrost.

He scrawls a quick note while making a face under his helmet.

'What kills me is he knows Blessing's Boon but is apparently still too in shock to cast the damn thing.'

#crack

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the full story is in the gofundme link, but the tl;dr is my apartment is collapsing and i really need help with money for a deposit on a new place. please share or donate if you guys can. thank you.

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"… This is urgent! The stars are foretelling a major event! I just realized that the Giant Catpaw constellation is about to be right above the Roundtable Hold, meaning that something incredibly intense is afoot so we should probably take precautions in order to…"

Izar stops, glancing around the room to process the aftermath of the Great Booping.

"… Oh. It already happened, didn't it? Nevermind then."

Ensha merely nods sympathetically before motioning toward Gideon who is now currently wrapped up in bandages but still wearing his helmet, following an ill-fated attempt at a quick defrost.

He scrawls a quick note while making a face under his helmet.

'What kills me is he knows Blessing's Boon but is apparently still too in shock to cast the damn thing.'

#crack #just ensha things

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"Wait, wait, I've got it." Somehow he finagles out his talisman, and the red flame of the Fire Giants appears for a moment as he channels an incantation, Flame Grant Me Strength.

It seems to work as the frozen limbs begin to thaw in quick fashion and he wiggles his legs at last, but then he pauses again, followed by an agonized squeak as the sound of boiling water can be heard within the armor.

"I have gravely miscalculated."

Fyra comes in with a hot water bottle and a blanket. She sets both over the frozen Gideon. “Here, this should warm you up from the frosty boops.”

"It has actually reduced the inflammation in my back, so there's that. It's also ceased bloodflow to my extremities, so there's that as well."

#crack #used to play him so seriously #now he's devolved into wile e coyote

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The one time that Ensha could be convinced not to use his clinging bone.

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Fyra comes in with a hot water bottle and a blanket. She sets both over the frozen Gideon. “Here, this should warm you up from the frosty boops.”

"It has actually reduced the inflammation in my back, so there's that. It's also ceased bloodflow to my extremities, so there's that as well."

#crack

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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THE BOOPING, IT NEVER ENDS-

#crack

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The heavens part and he is booped by myriad hands of the pale doll witch. When the torrent finally ceases, he is frozen to the floor under a thick layer of frost.

"COLD, BOOPED, DEFEATED..."

#crack

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*geralt reaches out of a crack in the floor and boops gideon*

"NOoooooooooo-"

He is booped.

#crack

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"ENSHA BARRICADE THE DOOR, THEY'RE BOOPING EVERYTHING!"

Ensha cannot move for he is being booped.

"NOOOOOOOooooooooo-"

#crack

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Assistance Required

I apologize for the sheer amount of these I've been doing lately but frankly it's been a funky year so far and we're only a 4th the way through so far.

Long story short, an animal got into my grandmother's ventilation system at her house, and right now the place is unlivable due to the scent as it unfortunately, also died in there. We need 500 to cover the cost, and right now things are tight for everyone here. If you can contribute it's appreciated, if not, understandable but please consider sharing! Thank you!

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Me casting Giant's Flame Take Thee

Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical

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Assistance Required

I apologize for the sheer amount of these I've been doing lately but frankly it's been a funky year so far and we're only a 4th the way through so far.

Long story short, an animal got into my grandmother's ventilation system at her house, and right now the place is unlivable due to the scent as it unfortunately, also died in there. We need 500 to cover the cost, and right now things are tight for everyone here. If you can contribute it's appreciated, if not, understandable but please consider sharing! Thank you!

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THOUGHT YOU'D GET AWAY?! The run's final boss is the stupid moose.

#ooc #rl1 run