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i’m the lady on the left

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You turn on your PC to keep working on your novel, but to your surprise, when you open the file, it is writing itself. You read some of what has already been written and it seems your characters have created free will, and the plot is progressing without you.

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wow that post is making me crave five guys.. havent had some in a while

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europeans: *throws bananas at black athletes and politicians in their countries*

europeans: you americans are so obsessed with race… so strange….

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my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

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god i miss this show

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reba trying to say ice

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These are definitely my two favorite tweets about the snowstorm in japan

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this way too sweet

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girls will call you just to be quiet on the phone

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im washing me and my clothes bitch

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my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

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[source]

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Star Wars TFA and TLJ characters as things John Mulaney has said

Luke:

Han:

Leia:

Finn:

Rose:

Poe:

Holdo:

Hux:

Phasma: 

Two for Rey because i couldn’t decide:

and

And two for Kylo:

and

Bonus Yoda:

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We don’t even need a disney remake of Mulan. Look at this.

I would totally watch more Disney reboots if children from the actual ethnicities were cast in those movies.