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Even now that I live alone I will always know when it’s time to start prepping for Passover because this video starts picking up traction.

It’s almost Passover :)

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Because I saw a poll that asked a very good question, but did not have *nearly* enough options:

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(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

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I could use some help with my rent. I have about $300 tied up in transfers and rent was due the 1st. My bf recently lost his job and I’m (still) in the process of going on disability and can’t work because of my back.

PayPl | Vnmo | CshApp | Chime

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Being kind to ghosts is a Jewish value

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Prejudice, even benign and unintentional, is a hell of a drug. Also more than likely he was talking just to talk to get participation points.

I’m taking a Holocaust and Modern Genocides class and before we get into the the actual genocide my professor has been going into the history of Pre-Holocaust European antisemitism and Jewish life. This is because she said that she wants us to A)Understand the attitudes that built it up and B) So that the class would understand the casualties as real lives lost and not just numbers in a book.

It’s so strange hearing my goyishe classmates like actually audibly have break throughs about the diversity and actual life that existed within the European Jewry. Like it is so clear that none of them have ever thought of us AS anything more than numbers and sad faces to exist in movies. Like some people were legitimately shocked to find out that there are different branches of Judaism or that Ashkenazim and Sephardim have different cultures and traditions.

To make a long story short the guy who sits close me in that class said he didn’t know Jewish people had different political opinions or what Yiddish was but that’s a different story and I feel entitled to compensation because of it

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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A man goes to see his Rabbi in a panic, and he gets there and he says, “Rabbi you’ll never guess what! My son has run away to become a Christian!” And the Rabbi responds, “Well you’ll never guess what! My son has also run away to become a Christian!” So the man asks the Rabbi what to do and the Rabbi says that they should pray to G-d. So they pray and tell him of their plight and G-d replies, “You’ll never guess what!”

- An old Hasidic joke that my Dad likes to tell me

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Bro just eat pork jfc

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Forgot to do my world religions homework and test that are due at midnight but I found out that it’s on Judaism look at this study guide I fucking got this let’s goooooo

#personal #tw shoah #tw holocaust

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meanwhile in the uk I guess

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i recently noticed that @ jetblackcode created a really interesting tool that lets you see your tumblr stats, one of which is a comparison between the number of notes you’ve gotten on all your posts to the entire userbase! so, i figured a fun reblog game would be to put in your blog and tag which color you got:

i’ve colored the buckets on the histogram so that it’s easier to tell where you landed on the graph rather than just using numbers ^_^

#cerulean #all because of the Passover post honestly

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Jewish people who type the word “god” as “g-d”: Do you think you can fool the big man upstairs with a technical work around? When he goes through your emails/texts/facebook posts after you die, you don’t think he’s gonna see that dash and think “this sneaky fuck here, enjoy h-ll.”

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People always ask "what's the right way to spell Hanukkah?" & the correct answer is "in another alphabet" so to prove the point, from now on I will be spelling it Janice.