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“Not all men” you’re right. Sir Samuel Vimes, Duke of Ankh-Morpork, Commander of the City Watch would never do this, and he’d arrest every single bastard who would.

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Bird Paladin Stories

In our game of DnD we’ve implemented something we call Bird Law, which are additional laws that only apply to birds, relevant since we have a Birdfolk paladin. We look at it like the Catholic church, having laws unto itself that the local authorities generally tiptoe around. 

Occasionally one of us will come across something we think might be covered under bird law and then roll to see which way the ruling goes. 

Nero, a Paladin of Tyr: I’m an eagle, so I definitely eat other birds. Can I legally eat a Kenku? -rolls, gets a 20- Nero: I am legally obligated to eat birds I kill. /Proceeds to eat the guts out of the three Kenku we just fought off./ Our P.I. style Cleric of Tyr, with gravitas: Bird Law. Bonus, from that session: P.I. (Ash): Where exactly are you from? Nero (Bird Paladin): It has no name in common, but we of the sky call it -EAGLE SCREECH-

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The Emperor, introducing Rogal Dorn to his brothers: Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.

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This is the content I deserve

I had to look at this pic of Chris hemsworth so now all of u do too

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cleaning gurus: minimalism only. you can only own 3 t shirts and a cactus. white walls. you can have one pen and a piece of paper. everything you own has to fit into a backpack everyone: omg this is SUCH good advice i followed this exactly and it CHANGED. MY. LIFE. everyone has to follow this!! marie kondo: actually you can keep things you like! getting rid of clutter doesn’t mean getting rid of things that take up space: it means getting rid of things that you don’t need or don’t make you happy. holding onto things that have no personal or practical value creates the real clutter!  everyone: oh my GOD she’s trying to force me to throw away everything i love! she wants me to live in a house with only three t shirts and a cactus!!! she is personally in my house and forcing me to toss out my grandfather’s ashes right now >:( also learn to speak english

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the holy grail

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Okay….big jump….NOW!

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