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Why is there no dognip? Why are cats the only ones that get weed?

#catnip #dog #weedhumor

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Does anyone only buy Dr. Bronner’s soap and use it for all 18 things? How is that working for you? Talk to me.

#drbronners #soapshare #castile #vegan

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I wonder how much food is wasted solely on one side burned quesadillas

#food #quesadilla #burned

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It’s time for the return of Boomkat

#taryn manning #oitnb #electronic #tiffany doggett

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Newborns have the same facial movements and sounds of zombies where they’re hungry

#babies #zombies #hungry

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With everything going on I just need to know how people are still allowed to post weird stuff on Craigslist?

#craigslist #weird stuff

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They got refrigerators that make sonic ice yet?

#ice #sonic drive in

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Justin and Hailey better stay married forever because what did MLK have to do with any of that?

#mlk #justin beiber #music

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Coca Cola coffee should be a crime

#coffee #coke #coca cola

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We need another soundtrack from Phil Collins

#phil collins #soundtrack #tarzan #disney

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When are we going to start the revolution to end credit scores? All the social upheavals of 2020 ended and I don’t like that

#credit score #credit card #revolution #war on poverty

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Walmart pickup will bag all of your items individually

#walmart

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I did NOT like how they ended Deluca’s story.

That was my dude and he was right the whole time.

#greys anatomy #meredith grey #andrew deluca

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*sings* I’d rather be drunk but at least I’m aliiiive (rain on me, rain rain, rain on me, rain rain)

#lady Gaga #raindrops #arianator #drunk

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Has anyone been successful at putting tajin on meat and it tasting good?

#tajinfruits #meat recipes

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Lady Whistledown was broke and ruffled feathers every which way

#bridgerton #netflix #lady whistledown