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max verstappen foaming at the mouth bc he is stuck in p6 between george russell in front who is under the threat of death not to drive faster than a snail and lewis hamilton behind who will make him an exception to his veganism pledge and eat him if he falls back. you just know all three are bored out of their fucking minds help

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and I love them both

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the team is chasing the sickest murderers to ever live meanwhile these two on the phone sexually harassing each other

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he's lecturing you on how caffeine works for half an hour when you just asked "how do you take your coffee". he forgets how to say his own name. he's giving the team a speech and dropping his phone and grabbing it really quickly and looking around hoping no one else noticed it. he describes himself as "pretty geek". he can't remember the last time he screamed or shouted. he's gentle parenting his drivers. he's 44 years of old. he's james vowles.

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In the dog shit end of the gp I forgot I made this 3/4 of the way through the race bc I’d been monitoring George AND Lewis’ radios for like 35 laps

Congrats boys! We didn’t take the easy bait of bickering with each other despite offset strat! Gold star!

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Heart Eyes by Coin

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Galex | You & I, One Direction

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company party

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i'll talk until your ears fall off and then i'll talk some more

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just a reminder as we see him on the screen, christian horner is a sexual harasser and it’s disgusting that he’s still allowed to be anywhere near this sport

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maybe he got distracted by all the noises that were done during the Christian Horner’s sexual harassment allegations

fucking asshole

like wtf did daniel do to have such bad luck this season?

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James Vowles is about to sell Logan to One Direction just so Williams can finance the spare chassis

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Jenson Button & Andrew Shovlin | Malaysia 2009

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Sometimes "babygirl" is a 44-year-old man, and you have to accept that.

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he was actually fucking insane for this,,,THE HAIR. THE TONGUE. THE SMILE. goodfuckingbye.

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The two extremes of my ideal type: the dilf much older than my dad aaron hotchner, or the nerdy angel face boy spencer reid.