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oh wow

#I’m 24 today

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sometimes you think someone hates you but it turns out they hate you and they’re psychosexually obsessed with you

#many such cases #just watched Amadeus (1984) can you tell

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Cover of Jugend Magazine by Robert Engels (Oct. 1896)

#art

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rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

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me writing: i am a god and reality bends to my whims

me proofreading: im too stupid to be alive

#prev it is sometimes the other way around for me too

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a little bit of internal bleeding the loveliest accessory a man could wear

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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row

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tiramisu am i right

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floor time save me. floor time. save me floor time

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i glance at my tumblr mutual reblogging from me again.. blushes and looks away..... my trasured mutual, you mysterious and charming being.....what are we? i hope... maybe someday, we could be something more... something like..discord friends

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don’t make other people’s decisions for them. apply for the job you don’t think you’ll get. let them decide if you have the skills they’re looking for. tell that person you like them even though you think they’re out of your league. let them decide if they like you. stop trying to predict and control everything. bring what you have to the table. let the rest go.

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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

#my pdfs…….. I can’t function without my pdfs….

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everyone look at my new tattoos

#the joan of arc one is from a book from the 1910s and a lot of people have it as a tattoo which is so cute to me #and the quote is vonnegut #early birthday present i’m turning 24 on sunday!!! #don’t rb pls! #gillian.txt

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it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now

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i put every bone back in place for you

#dungeon meshi