ali3nboyfriend

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it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT

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Somebody get Garrus a fish gun, stat.

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remember that time that spock said “this is about sex” but he couldn’t say sex so instead he said “biology” and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like “what kind of biology” and spock got this look on his face like ‘oh lordy i’m not dealing with this today’ and said “vulcan biology” and kirk can’t say the word sex either so he goes “u mean the biology of vulcans” and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

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Every few seconds we have to close our eyelids for a moment to keep our eyeballs moist and on paper that's a trivial detail in the grand scheme of our complex biology but if a fake cartoon human never blinks it bothers us so all cartoonists have to add the blinking even though it takes only a frame or two. I just think that's really interesting. If there's aliens and they make cartoons do they have anything like that? Zoblop your characters aren't gloobering, how could you forget to make them gloober, no one wants to watch stiff freaky ungloobering characters, Zoblop you need to go back to space calarts

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I enjoy how the mentally unstable internet lesbians talk about Joan of Arc like she's Laura Palmer

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mspaint

#baldur's gate 3

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listen, if you want to be with someone that has ADHD and doesn’t / can’t take medicine for it, you have to understand that we just forget. Yes, we know you had us write it down and put it somewhere obvious, we still forgot. Yes, you just said it 10 times, we still forgot. Yes, you literally, to our face, seconds before, told us in detail, we turned around and forgot immediately. we forget, everything, immediately, most of the time.

#i uhhhh actually legitimately will not register or process some things #someone will say something to my face and i will verbally confirm #and i will not have processed the interaction #i react on autopilot and then have no idea what i agreed to #or even that i agreed to anything #it's a Problem

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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot

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you can always tell how little people actually care about art based on how much they hate modern/contemporary art

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I HATE THIS GAME