alexaplaydeepthroat

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how to grow the fuck up

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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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rip carl grimes you would have loved getting your dad out of the CRM

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I’m watching episode three for the plot.

The plot:

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When I find myself in times of trouble

Mother Mary comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom

“Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out…”

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"My second in command" "My CO"

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i have spent hours giggling at this, agreeing with this, discussing it in the mirror with myself, etc etc. how has someone so perfectly summed up early david.

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pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

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it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention

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Daryl Dixon's impressive range of totally different voices and accents

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"I don't have a type-"

oh apocalyptic father figures...

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The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live | NYCC Teaser

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