alex-iwobi

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my boy squiggle cooked up this beat for me top 10 funniest sentences ever said i think

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#me the moment one thing goes well in my life

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A PALESTINIAN CITIZEN AND HIS DOG FROM GAZA RAISES THE VICTORY SIGN FROM INSIDE HIS DESTROYED HOME. X

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want to deactivate so badly but this blog is like a symbiote to me

#this is years of mediocre work :(

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is going bald a requirement to play for bayern munich or what

#why are these men so ugly omg

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#this happened to me

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damon albarn getting the britpop bisexual gassing as if jarvis cocker wasn’t singing about fucking both your mum and dad :\

#where was that tag that was like yah i like britpop but just pulp because i have standards

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

#that and ‘i think you guys might be thinking about yourselves too much’ what a blessing really

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extremely underrated Riverdale line

#unironically this is how i’ve been sounding since last week

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Chelsea practically robbed at Stamford Bridge today lmao

visca barca for that idgaf

#someone's downfall happening me because i prayed for it etc

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no way viv cheated for that???…. what happened to viv honestly. why does she have poor taste

thanks for reminding me she has the football player cheating gene too :\

#she does have bad taste🚶‍♀️‍➡️

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Viv hasn’t been lucky since being w thatchygirl honestly

if it isn’t the consequences of her own actions🤨

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most relatable television depiction of birthdays tbf

#next month🤞

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when are those football players coming out because i’ve been waiting to use this for a while

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things have got so bad i've resorted to britpop

#me last year

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so u want women to suffer more than men?🤨