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Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical

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Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

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This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

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Is being a Tumblr-famous-person a hard job?

Think of what a marine goes through, and then quadruple it

#i read that shit as hand job #which is also a need for being tumblr famus

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there is. lizard in the house. what is the polite way to deal with this situation?

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“Hi, I’m auditioning for Macbeth and I’ll be singing “I Just Can’t Wait to Be King’.”

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thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

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what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink

#OOOOHH GOD good so #winten n newton watercolor set #its not even THAT expensive but damn I feel bad tryna buy it

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Tumblr used to be a physical place. It was a large theater built inside of a cliff. The cliff was by a stormy seaside town where all of life began. One night, there was a hurricane, and the Tumblr theater collapsed. This unleashed the Tumblr people upon the town, and thus began the world.

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Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

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Keep it up @neil-gaiman, it will be over soon

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The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)

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