aleinia

[aleinia]

same as the 7 habits hookup question but this time with revs + roman. (one day, when motm has blown up, ppl will scour this blog and come across this ask and say, thank god this bitch asked. to those ppl: you're welcome).

Yeah...I wish Memoirs would ever blow up, lol.

Anyway.

Ten: It'd be nigh impossible to hook up with him unless he knew you very, very well. no one night stands from him! you'd better put a ring on that bitch! but if you had sex, it would absolutely be unhinged. he is so touch starved and desperate for affection. i'd honestly see him being really gentle, though. very scared of hurting someone he cares about. wouldn't even kiss you too hard or touch you anywhere you didn't explicitly and eagerly ask for. i also don't think he's the type to ever lose control during sex either, he knows it's not safe. as a result...bottom energy.

Roman: That little loser... he'd be a little puppy dog chasing after a car. he likes flirting and pushing, but when it comes to sealing the deal, he'll be very, very shy and silly. kind of an attentive partner, though. and unlike ten, he DOES hookups. he's just also the type to fall in love with you after fucking you. also, he's a vanilla baby. the most he'll try is new positions, but...nothing kinky from him. he's not rough, he won't spank your ass, he won't tug on your hair. he's not good at giving head, but he could GET good if you gave him the practice.

One: She's cold and impenetrable and offputting initially, but if you're persistent without being too pushy, she WILL come around initially, and then you're in for a ride, because she's very forward in bed. Very demanding. Very... "takes what she wants." Likes to be on top, physically at least, maybe not necessarily on the penetrative side. She likes leaving marks, so...beware of hooking up with her in the summer.

Two: He's kind of like Rey in that he's down to clown, in any circus. But his default if he doesn't know you that well IS aggressive. Flirtatious to the point of adversarial. Kind of comes on mega strong, always. As you can guess, he's so easy to hookup with. His standards are low and his thirst is high. He's also default rather rough, definitely the slam you around kind of guy, but all in good fun. I also think he tends to go for positions that'll mess up your hips, because again...rough. Needs leverage. :P

Three: Ahaha not an easy hookup at all. Very proper, likes to go on multiple dates first. I for some reason don't see her that sexual, though...I also don't think she'd be interested in penetrative sex, just a lot of rubbing, foreplay, head, maybe some fingering. Kind of just doesn't care for the high cardio of full PV sex. She'd be pretty good at giving head though, just from experience :P

Four: Prickly. Kind of not much of a sex haver, a sex enjoyer, if you will. Hooking up would be kind of hard because he's really not that interested in people...i guess if he was to hook up, it'd be very rushed, impersonal, and he wouldn't really care if you got off...so...hard avoid. no second hook ups ever.

Five: She's down to hookup, but only if she's immediately into you. Like if she's not into you at all...fuck off. But if she's into you, she'll let you know within ten seconds, and then you're in for a wild time. Not an exhibitionist exactly, but she is definitely not terribly shy about PDA. She also might surprise you because she's very grabby, very touchy. Loves dancing up on you. Kind pushy in bed, though, so. Might be a bit of a pillow princess too. You're not getting a word in edgewise with her. kind of doesn't care if you get off either, lol.

Six: He slaps you immediately for daring suggest you might be interested in sexual intercourse out of wedlock with him. He might spray you with holy water and put a cross on your forehead too.

Seven: she's probably the easiest person to have sex with, and I don't mean that in like a...she's slutty way. I mean more...she tries to be friends with people before she has sex with you. She absolutely will not just do random hookups. She only fucks people she finds funny. people she could have dinner with. people she could play smash bros. and she's definitely the type to laugh during sex. work through any awkwardness. just make sure you're both having a good time. she's bad at roleplaying and is very goal-oriented. out of everyone...also most likely to actually check whether or not you're having fun...like every five minutes.

Eight: you know...you shouldn't hook up with this man.

Nine: He's not having sex because it's a lot of work, but he might like a super quick blowjob in a public bathroom somewhere. do not have sex with this man either, he's also too lazy to give head AND to fuck, so....

#nsfw #motm

[aleinia]

i’ll be brave and ask a nsfw question. how would a hookup with rey, cisco, hayward, and the 7 exes go? feel free to indulge in any date shenanigans that might happen beforehand but don’t relent on the nsfw part

Thanks for blurring that out for me.

Anyway. 7 Deadly Habits, available here.

And let's get nsfw.

Rey hookup: He's a bit of a chameleon. If he thinks you're only interested in sex, he'll really move things along quickly. If he thinks you're more of the wine and dine type, he'll do that instead and have a lot of fun with innuendos and wink, wink, nudge nudge style of flirting. He's adaptable and as you know from the book...he's open to long term fucking, it's just a matter of logistics. So depending on your profession and availability, he'd absolutely be DTF pretty much anywhere. Public, private, whatever. Would absolutely ask you what you want to do before he asks you to do something too, by the way. You want head, you want to give him head, you want missionary, doggy, top, bottom, pegging, frottage, whatever. Very agreeable sex partner. I wanna say he's the type to let you steer too. Kind of a congenial fucker. Lets you dictate the pace and style. Wouldn't be rough unless you asked, but he's capable of it, in the right mood. Would also let you be rough. For a variety of reasons. He's a little squeamish about involving weapons and lethal stuff in bed, though. Wary of choking and his own strength.

Cisco hookup: Uhhhhh, awkward. Very awkward. He is so bad at initiating. The lead up would be awkward and the execution would be super sloppy and not subtle. He is super not experienced either and would be terrible at giving head. Also bad at receiving, because he'd make...the most embarrassing, unsexy noises ever. He'd also not fuck you terribly well. Let's just say... he's like a stormtrooper. Always missing his target. But the good news is, he'd at least get better over time. He has the willingness to learn.

Hayward: His blind ass is gonna need help. You will need to hold his penis and treat your ass like an airport runway. But in terms of what he's like, well... he is a slut, so it's easy to get him in bed, provided you're his chosen "type." He's very handsy, for obvious reasons, has to really feel his way along your body. But he's oddly considerate, which you wouldn't expect due to his normal demeanor. He kind of has to be, because he loses that critical aspect of sex, sight. He really has to go by touch and sound, and as a result, he's a big listener. Always trying to make the experience fun for the both of you. Likes getting you to make noises, whether that's sighs or moans or squeals. He's really not rough or hard or fast, though. He's really very careful in bed? Doesn't like to take charge, lets you do most of the motion work. I also wanna say he cries during sex, so. you know. big old sensitive baby that can't handle intimacy nearly as well as he handles being an asshole all the time. kind of a melty little boy, a puddle son.

Anaheim: Hmmmm, I don't think you really want to hookup with this man. He is the type you cover your drink around and don't ask out because he absolutely will suggest you come over to his house on a FIRST DATE, which is psychopathic behavior. He's not even like a rough lover or anything, he's just not listening to safe words or establishing healthy boundaries. Avoid, avoid, avoid.

Mesa: Idk why but the term pillow princess just popped into my mind...anyway, she's got bit of a dom streak? She's not that easy to hookup with, in fact she's more likely to stare at you like you're a tiny little worm on the wet sidewalk. But if you can get her barriers down, she'll give you a good time. She's experienced and bossy and expect to be eating her out a LOT. Sorry for the non milf lovers out there, but she's demanding. it's worth it though. it's worth it when the cold facade drops for just a moment. You'll walk away with a slight limp and a sense of pride and accomplishment. Also, idk why I feel this way, but I think she's much bigger on foreplay and teasing than actual penetrative sex. Unless it's pegging, in which case....

Visalia: Oh she's so easy to get in bed, but not in the ways you'd think. She'd rear end you and spend 2 hours screaming that it's your fault, then ask if she can buy you a drink? Absolutely loves public sex, by the way, in public bathrooms and alleys and rooftops and in the parking lot of a church. She's kind of shameless. Doesn't like giving head, though, so like Mesa, it's buffet time. Unlike Mesa, though, she's a fan of penetrative sex and rough fucking and hair pulling, some spanking and name calling. Big dirty talker, probably the biggest dirty talker here? Everyone else is kind of quiet or limits themselves to noises, but she'd be insulting you or asking you to insult her. Hmrph.

Alameda: Oh you know he's not that easy to hook up with, like Mesa? He's kinda picky. Kinda judgy. Out of everyone here, he's the hardest one to get into your bed. But if you managed it, he's very gentlemanly. Doesn't tear off your clothes without care, because he knows how expensive shirts are. Not that talkative though, so. If you want something, speak up. Not exactly gentle, because he does get carried away. Fucking like he's mad at you (but he's not). Oh my god, also, huuuung. He makes sexier noises than Cisco though. He like rumbles in your ear. Purrs like a cat. Mrow.

Fontana: AHAHAHA you know. He's easy to get into bed, but you kind of can't escape that easily, so he should come with a warning sign. If you're really, really into having a guy that's just a little too much, he's your guy! There's this oitnb quote from Red that's like, sometimes a woman needs to know a little fear, that it can be intoxicating? He's kind of like the embodiment of that. The kind of guy that maybe scares you a little, but absolutely will give you the night of your life and something to wank to when you're bored of your bookmarked porn. Definitely the grabbing your hair during doggy style type. Also very, very dirty talker. Not as MUCH as Visalia, but with more intensity and whispered threats into your heart while he's bending you over a table or a couch or you know. A dumpster. Not exactly an exhibitionist like Visalia though, he's just impatient sometimes. Or just very...horngry. AAAAAA, ouch.

Irvine: Ok so canonically, Irvine can take the form of whatever you find most attractive. They have a bit of a glamour to them, a shapeshifting power. They're the most agreeable person here, even more than Rey, because they don't experience sexual pleasure like humans do. So they really will just do everything they think you want. They're a bit of a cute puppy dog, will just be lead around. What's funny is that when Rey and Irvine dated, it was like, two bottoms dating. Irvine would ask Rey to take what he wants, but Rey would be worried that they're not having fun, and then Irvine would say it's not about my fun. And then Rey would be all sad because Irvine is functionally a slave in the human world, and even in sex, it's not so different. But anyway, if you specifically hooked up with Irvine, they'd do anything from kissing you for three hours to fucking you for two. They have unlimited stamina...but no imagination. So it's on you to get the most out of the experience. Also, Irvine canonically has had sex with a lot of people, just fyi. They find it oddly compelling. Demons in my world can feel the emotions of humans very strongly. It does interest them, when someone wants them. It's their way of feeling horny.

Sol: AHAHAHA ok so not spoilers on this man, but he's...differently bodied. So sex with him would be really freaky and weird, and I can't say anymore. You can ask this again when the series is over, and I'll give you a rundown of Sol's...business.

Anyway.

There you go.

I put this off for four days. I'm sorry.

#nsfw #7 deadly habits

[aleinia]

and you know what - same thing for roman + the revs - how would they react to me calling them babygirl. (i miss motm help me)

Oh boy, Memoirs. NOSTALGIC.

Roman- He would blush and be flustered and silly for the rest of the day but he'd be too dumb and shy to even try and get your number.

Ten- He would look very disturbed and confused and think maybe something was wrong with you. He might watch you very carefully in the worry that you're about to stab him in the back.

One- She'd smile sagely and tell you to be careful who you fall in love with. Oh and maybe she'd thump you a little on the head.

Two- you're getting his number and his hotel keys. and maybe a map to his favorite bars in the city. listen, you babygirl him, and you're guaranteed a date. the only question is if you can get more than one.

Three- She doesn't like being called babygirl. She'll tell you that outright, with the implicit promise that there will be punishment if you call her it again. No number :(

Four- Super does NOT care. Will not even look at you once.

Five- Kind of likes it, kind of wants to kill you? She might take you out, but maybe you shouldn't take her out...

Six- HATES IT HATES IT HATES IT- will kill you outright.

Seven - Thinks it's funny, and will call you babygirl back. or she'll call you babe or bro, her own terms of affection.

Eight- hate crimes you.

Nine - would immediately lean on your head with his arms and ask if you wanna nap in the park with him.

Thanks for the ask!

Memoirs of the Mausoleum was a trip!

My discord for more lore.

#motm #😭😭😭😭😭

[aleinia]

how would rey, hayward, cisco and the 7 exes react to me calling them babygirl?? would they punt me be honest

Rey would wink and ask you for your number while giving you a slightly filthy but mostly respectful horny look.

Cisco would walk away from you while avoiding eye contact, and he would look disgusted and confused and vaguely insulted. ]

Hayward would laugh to your FACE and literally say, "You have low standards...I like that in a girl." Then he'd give you a phone number...but it's a totally random number from his contacts list. You could end up with Monica's number or Rey's number or Concord's or even Irvine's.

Anaheim would ignore you totally. I'm sure you don't mind that.

Mesa would be confused and say you're a little young to be calling anyone babygirl, where are your parents?

Visalia would kind of laugh it off, but then maybe study your face to see if you really mean it. You would have to decide what to do next from there too. She's uh....down.

Alameda would kind of politely smile and say you're sweet, but he'd walk away because he's classy. You could persuade him to stay if you were persistent enough, though.

Fontana would punt you.

Irvine would giggle a little, and be too shy to say anything, but they would slip you their number.

And uhhhh...spoiler, Sol would pat you on the head. No number, but...you get a head pat.

Thanks for the ask! 7 deadly habits available here.

Discord for more lore madness.

#7 deadly habits

[aleinia]

ATTENTION FOOLS COWARDS AND SLUTS

It’s that time of year again. 

BEHOLD my new book and its glorious cover, drawn by the wonderfully talented @nutsalia. 

It is NOW available for preorder (to be released Dec. 5th) here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BLMCCXDN?ref_=pe_3052080_276849420

and I think it’s GLORIOUS.  

This book is like…a pansexual John Wick meets Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, except it’s STUPIDER because there are demons and demon summoners and highly fuckable angels and the most ridiculous fight scenes you’d ever read. 

And it’s a romance told in reverse. 

Anyway! 

Preorder right now is unfortunately only available for the ebook, which will be on Kindle, whether that’s on your Kindle or the Kindle app, which is free to download on your phone. But the paperback and hardcover will be available on launch day, or possibly for preorder as well, by December 5th! 

Also, it’s free if you have Kindle Unlimited and I will be promoting free copies on a later date. I always appreciate a sale, but don’t worry, I do get paid per pages read too. 

And if it’s not your thing, well, that’s cool too because I could always use a reblog, if you’re feeling merciful. If you’re feeling sexy. 

Or pity me, right now. I will take pity too. This is the worst career ever, making a fool out of myself on Tungle dot hell. But goddamnit if I’m not good at it! 

[aleinia]

#memoirs of the mausoleum #motm #motm five #i dont remember any of my tags and thats tea

[aleinia]

where/what would the revs be doing if they never died and became revenants?

One: She would be working in retail and the food service industry with Two as her roommate in the nearest city to her original trailer park, having saved enough money through out high school with him to move. She  never much cared for school and only bothered to get her degree because Two encouraged her to. She basically works at a JC Penny’s and a Denny’s. She doesn’t like working with people, and basically is hoping to get into management someday. 

Two: Lives with One, works as a bartender and DID finish school. His mom  basically saved up and scrounged up his tuition with helping from her clients. He’d be in law enforcement, working on cases and dreaming of running the place. He’d be one of those vaguely unethical detectives who does some private work on the side, if he gets too personally involved in a case. 

Three: She’d be in law school, working on getting her law degree so she can advocate for under-represented minority communities. She’d be living in Res Novae, studying and working as a paralegal. 

Four: He’d still be in a gang, distanced from his mother, and unable to see any life outside of his life of violence. 

Five: She’d be going to college, cheerleading as well as dancing. She’d be majoring in psychology and dreaming of being a psychologist. She’d probably go to a college away from Res Novae. Would visit her mom often, though, and she’d be in-state. 

Six: He’d be a doctor, having only recently finished his degree. He’d be working far from Res Novae, though, since he wasn’t originally from there. 

Seven: She’d be working on her degree in social work, also not in Res Novae. 

Eight: He’d be in  jail or dead from being beat up in prison. 

Nine: He’d be living with his mom, running a dog shelter and adoption center! He would have gone to college, only to flunk out. 

Ten:  He’d be going to college and not knowing what to  major in. He wouldn’t go away to college, though, he would’ve stayed home with his mother, attended classes, and worked maybe a job at the  mall. 

#memoirs of the mausoleum #motm #motm cin

[aleinia]

behold…

absolute unit

[aleinia]

—Ari Aster, Midsommar (2019) Script

#wqt #pins

[aleinia]

When you learned of the god of war, you thought he’d be tall and muscular and angry. When you were about to meet him, you braced yourself for the worst.

You weren’t quite expecting the short, scrawny, shy kid you ended up getting instead.

#pins #id

[aleinia]

some fluff on what Roman and the revenants would do with their s/o

Roman: Would want to snuggle up and watch a movie or binge a show with a storm raging outside. Would absolutely turn all the lights off and light scented candles too. He’d have warm fleece blankets, hot coco, marshmallows and chocolate and graham crackers for s’mores, all that shit. He likes to bake in general, so he’d make plenty of snacks. 

One: She would be the type to take her s/o to the park for some sunlight and deep, avid conversations while just enjoying the outdoors. She enjoys long walks, both in the morning and in the evening, so she and her s/o would walk arm-in-arm in cordial silence or in deep conversation. She’d like to lay her head on her s/o’s shoulder while they walk too. She tends to like water fronts and forests the most, but she also like urban environments for walking and light jogging. 

Two: He would take his s/o somewhere they aren’t allowed to be, like the top of a restricted building, to star-gaze. He likes star gazing from places very high up, whether that’s a tall tree out in the country or a tall building in the middle of a bustling city made of lights.  He’s a talkative guy, so he’d be running his mouth almost nonstop, but it’s actually comforting more than it is annoying because in the hours when existential dread fills in the uneasy space, his talking is like a buffer. 

Three: She would take her s/o to a history, art, or science museum. She loves museums and will talk endlessly about interesting facts about history/art/science. She’s the type to keep her s/o at a distance in the beginning, but will gradually open up and be genuinely in love with just sharing her knowledge with someone who cares. She’s not the cuddly type, not in the beginning, but after some time getting to know someone, she’d at least graduate to holding her s/o’s hand. 

Four: He’d take his s/o to the movies and somewhere around the middle of the movie, he’d throw his arm around them and want to snuggle. He’s not the type of person to take things slow, so on a first date, he’ll be talking about his deep-seated issues with his family and darkest fears. He’d walk his s/o home while avidly telling them stories and anything he’d thought of the movie. 

Five: She loves amusement parks and would cling to her s/o’s arm while riding crazy roller coasters and screaming as loud as she can. She’d also play arcade games and generally want to win as many prizes as she can just to show off. She’d also be really fun to wait on lines with since she’s a motor mouth and will talk about anything under the sun while waiting to get on the ride. She’d also love to share a funnel cake or a cotton candy stick with her s/o. On the ride home, she’d talk nonstop about how much she loved the rides and had so much fun, and maybe she’d make her s/o pull over so they can make out in the back seat. 

Six: He’d take his s/o walking around town to look at architecture and window shop. He’d like small towns with a lot of history that he could share with his s/o. He’d especially love the quiet dignity of churches and cathedrals, or even big public libraries. He’s definitely the quiet type, who’d just like to be with someone more than he’d talk endlessly. 

Seven: She’d want to go to the beach with both her s/o and friends. She loves group activities and she’d love to party all night with the people she loves. She’d also invite everyone back home, turn on music, and just dance the night away. Or she’d bring out board games for everyone to play while wasted and giggling like there’s no tomorrow. She’d also like, when everyone’s exhausted and asleep on her couch and on the floor, to snuggle and make out in the aftermath of all the group excitement. 

Eight: Eurgh, he’s not the type to date or do fluffy shit, let’s leave it at that. 

Nine: He’d take his s/o to the zoo just to stare at sloths or bears sleeping. He’s the type to immediately hold hands or lean on someone on the first date. He’d meander around the zoo with his s/o absentmindedly and chat about anything he could think of before eventually sitting down because he doesn’t have a whole lot of stamina. He’s also the type to invite someone over just to take a nice long cuddle nap with him. 

Ten: He’d generally try to plan something special for his s/o depending on the occasion. For example, he’d invite his s/o out ice skating if it were nearing Christmas. Or if it were the summer, he’d invite them to go kayaking with him. He’s really flexible and loves all kinds of activities, both indoors and outdoors, just so long as he gets to spend time with someone he’s fond of. He also values long conversations, so will like going on long car rides to other cities or other states. In these long conversations he learns a lot about his s/o and will try to memorize it all, just so that he knows what they consider special. In terms of his own desires, well, he really just like to feel safe. Warm, content, nowhere to be. Just him and his s/o, no one to watch him or judge what he’s doing. He’s very private and likes private, close intimacy. 

#memoirs of the mausoleum #motm #motm cin

[aleinia]

Your polyamourous trio sounds like an upgraded version of the Castlevania gang and can I just say I'm totally on board with that ?

I’d be lying if I said they weren’t inspired by Castlevania, but with my trademark queer identities attached + amoral tendencies.

I’ve always wanted to write a trio of characters who perfectly complete one another.

The bloodknight is a weapons expert with precise skills, the sorceror is an elemental magic expert with pure power and bad fucking aim, and the agender shapeshifter is a scholar and a diplomat who’d rather not fight, but when pushed will be ferocious as well as calculated.

That’s medium range, long range, and close range. Thats also three tempers, hot tempered, cold tempered, and even tempered.

In battle they’re very well suited to fight together since they all possess what they individually would lack.

And also, I feel the need to emphasis through the hot potato game with the brain cell that they’ve taught one another how to appreciate each other’s talents.

And when the time comes for them to face challenges on their own, they’ll realize that they learned important things from one another, and they’re not as different as they might appear.

For example, the bloodknight might seem like a reckless idiot who’d rather be fighting than reading books and practicing magic, but in a fight he’s learned to use his head (like the shapeshifter) and make full use of his highly diverse skills (like the sorceror) rather than blunt force his way through.

The sorceror tends to rely on their raw elemental force, whether that’s fire, lightning, wind, whatever, to simply overpower opponents, but they’ve learned from the shapeshifter to study their surroundings and make use of science as well as magic to gain the upper hand in fights where their opponents are as strong as they are, and they’ve learned an appreciation for weaponry and tools (as well as for pure precision/ aim) from the bloodknight.

See, I loved Castlevania.

But one thing I wish they’d done more of was show us how the gang learned to work with one another.

I feel like they were just thrown together, did one thing, and then they just separated again.

I wanted to see them learn to work as a team.

Instead of focusing so much on Hector and Isaac, or even Carmilla, I would’ve rather seen our heroes learning to fight together. To cooperate and make the best possible team to go against Dracula.

I’m still fond of the show, but I kinda got this itchy fanfic feeling when I finished season 2, like, you could write something better.

And now I really want to.

Power of trios, boys. Power of trios.

#bitch 😭

[aleinia]

What kind of music do Roman and the Revenants enjoy ? (also typing this made me realize that "Roman and the Revenants" kinda sounds like a band name, or is it just me ? //SHOT)

Roman: shamelessly loves hip hop and r&b. 

Ten: He likes soft rock and alternative. 

One: She likes country music. 

Two: He likes country music and blues. 

Three: She likes R&B and soul music. 

Four: He likes rap and heavy metal. 

Five: Pop and rock. 

Six: Blues and Jazz. And gospel. 

Seven: Reggaeton and rap. 

Eight: Grunge 

Nine: Bluegrass 

#memoirs of the mausoleum #motm #motm cin

[aleinia]

I’m writing a murderous polyamorous action trio with the big dumb bloodknight bisexual himbo, the non-binary demisexual sorceror, and the reluctant asexual agender shapeshifter who go on great old queer adventures.

And yes.

They play hot potato with the brain cell.

[aleinia]

me every time I log in to tumblr

[aleinia]

[aleinia]

For the Revs + Roman - what type of house did they grow up in--townhouse, apartment, house, etc? Was the house like cramped, spacious, did they have to share a room, how was it

Roman: He grew up in a nice MANSION. BOURGEOISIE SCUM. Had his own room. 

One: Trailer. Swamp trash. Didn’t have her  own room. Shared it with her aunt. 

Two: A really shitty two bedroom house with windows missing. He did have his own room. 

Three: A townhouse in an urban setting. Had her own room. 

Four: A shitty one bedroom house. Had to share his room. 

Five: Your typical middle class suburban house. 

Six: An orphanage, for the most part. 

Seven: An apartment. Didn’t share a room with her sister. 

Eight: An apartment. Did share his room with his mom. 

Nine: A suburban house. Also didn’t share a room. 

Ten: a small urban house 

#memoirs of the mausoleum #motm #motm cin