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alcoholicasshole · 1 year
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Anyway, Amanda Palmer you love soccer good for you you must be like super smart that’s why you steal from little children
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alcoholicasshole · 1 year
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Hey Dennis, when you die what do you think you’ll come back as you probably won’t get to run all kinds of corruption in the next life, huh?
Gosh, well we all return to where we came from in the end and if you come from royalty that’s what you are I suppose and if you come from trash, I suppose that’s what you are well you’re not entitled to being a piece of trash but you always thought you were
Mark, what’s this nonsense about how you have to drink in order to sleep with a skank like me
You’re the one who never brushes your teeth. Besides, you only wanted me and the shit with you so that I would get somebody to help you because the doctor probably won’t treat you for alcoholism.
Not brushing your teeth is a sign of low intelligence. It’s not a sign of. You’re so smart you didn’t think of it.
That’s a button for trash like you guys isn’t it?
It’s like that butterfly thing that poem that I wrote about how Mark anything he can’t manipulate he’s got a problem with it you know so he tries to fold it up but it’s only because I made the suggestion in the first place. Otherwise he wouldn’t have been involved he doesn’t think of things himself typically.
And you guys don’t like that the facts are the facts and the fact is people with lower intelligence are less likely to brush their teeth regularly, so no matter how many ass hamburgers medical doctors tried to throw out to protect their paedophile children that doesn’t work all the time
And maybe they were just hungry because they are paedophiles
I don’t know, but you know that Amanda Palmer wannabe girl she gave me an awfully long look
I have a feeling that I’ve probably put a lot of paedophiles in their places
How many Amanda Palmer’s are there? It’s like such a typical thing and they know it.
I said, I love when people steal my things Amanda Palmer when I am a pioneer and then people like you need to be famous for like five minutes, but then everybody finds out that you’re not really very smart sucker
Go ahead and play soccer you little bitch I can play soccer with your neck but you already had plastic surgery because you’re nasty ass decided to watch me naked without my permission
Now I’ve got to figure out how I’m going to tell Evelyn I’m sorry that I had your father killed. I did have him killed, but I don’t know all the circumstances around his death. He exploited me. He used me. He hurt me a lot and I didn’t want him to rape you when you got old enough to have sex with so at some point I killed your father or had him killed. I just don’t God I think I already know who killed him.
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alcoholicasshole · 1 year
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Still, I don’t think Dr. Lang or Dennis care for you somehow can you tell me some more about that Mark or should I ask them
I know right I would’ve done your job better than you. Well that’s okay
You probably destroyed 20 people just to get that job
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alcoholicasshole · 1 year
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They have all this school but no education they don’t know schools of thought here, and if they did understand this, they would not attempt to steal from me
The way a person thinks that is the reed of an instrument
Do you know what that is?
Or do you only steal words like stolid from teenagers?
 This is a pretty common thing anyway for people of a certain age with lower IQs to be stealing from teenagers in the first place, besides already knew that I was set up when you guys through all those Darren Hayes icons out there
And I never didn’t return a thing that I took because I don’t wanna get killed the king of Saudi Arabia. That’s your daddy, Mark but it’s not the daddy you’re gonna suck off of.
And you will never be Aladdin and your family will never have Arabian nights
Not that you care anyway, you hate all those foreigners
:) :) :)
For that piece of trash to have the audacity to say neither do you it’s like you’re gonna lose that your teeth for that Mark you and your family must be so fucking retarded
Croissants and lies
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alcoholicasshole · 1 year
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She needs a reason to parade on Tori Amos decided that Charlotte Martin deserved any kind of recognition for being a bright person, even though she mostly is a copycat
But Tori Amos is not an original person herself, so you’ve gotta remember that
Oh yeah, I know Anatolian all those a lot of them are like that stealing from clever little girls like myself kind of like you I bet you wish you didn’t cross that line now how stupid you really look
And then I realized that’s exactly why women like you give me that look cause you always knew that I was better than you
And see I didn’t want you guys to give me that I’m not going to accept that kind of white man filth
So you’re gonna have to rise up
Jessica Wallen if you don’t know what I’m talking about get your head out of your ass okay sugar
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alcoholicasshole · 1 year
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Oh william, you lint licker
After that dream, I kind of needed to hear Harry out because he said those people are only ponds to him
Pawns
And well, there are issues worldwide, which need to be addressed
Harry might actually like me if he knew me
And I get this weird feeling like when I run into people like him..
I never said that Ken was royalty. I didn’t say he was exactly royalty. I said he was well off I don’t know. Is he royalty? How the fuck do you know the difference when you’re that many years old
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alcoholicasshole · 1 year
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Hey william, how’s your privileged point of view?
Well, you and I both know that you can’t be me why would you want to be me you’re gonna be a king one day
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alcoholicasshole · 1 year
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Well, it’s hard though I mean right now I had a lot of white people because I never knew that white people were quite as disgusting as these people are in America. Your average white person is not a good man or woman, and they teach their children here to be such trash.
And then I got that feeling today and I swear to God when you are getting the feeling that people of any ethnicity are protecting your ass at 36 there’s just something so awful I mean just downright awful that I know white people are probably going to rot in hell for many lifetimes most
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alcoholicasshole · 1 year
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So anyway, who is going to help that fat guy from AFNI the one who hates cigarette smokers?
I think you should just let him die of a heart attack
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alcoholicasshole · 1 year
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Hey, other doctor ken I have a question
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How is alcoholism supposed to be accurately treated if People cannot be honest about their problems and if medical doctors are going to discriminate based on certain likes and dislikes
Kind of like that fat fuck from AFNI
You know that fat guy who hates all cigarette smokers?
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Dennis and Dr. Lang both of you animals are in some pretty deep shit.
Dogfighting?
Let me find out that’s true I promise you you will live to regret that so the next time you decide to throw your filth on me or Judy or Jeanette you remember that I know exactly what you’re made of you piece of trash
I hate alcohol but I don’t hate humans
Look at her smile, you know that she knows
She knows exactly how trashy both of you are and do you guys know that I’ve known this my whole life
Ah.
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alcoholicasshole · 1 year
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We are one we are peaceful little Thunderbirds with wings we are one with Canada and Justin Bieber Sarah McLachlan
I’m pretty scared about that float outside though. There is a small parade. That’s true pretty big Parade actually
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alcoholicasshole · 1 year
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The Asian depressions though fuck
What? What do you mean? What are you fucking kidding?
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alcoholicasshole · 1 year
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So anyway, what were you guys gonna do about that because I have a lot of Asian Americans who are feeling very provincial and small minded and it’s hilarious because crazy Rich Asians can’t even apply to you guys how embarrassing you acted like white people and now you’re all like oh my God Rebecca oh my God like I am sorry I didn’t realize that I wasn’t supposed to cross that line because Rama Murphy called me a whore I was surprised myself I did not think grammaMurphy was going to have such severe boundaries I said severe fucking boundaries. You guys changed it to Gramma Murphy and I kept it and then you changed it back.
I would’ve kept it on there. Octavio knows it Roman earth he knows it, John he knows it. Yeah I would not be surprised because I know that John is a moron that’s why I went on one date with him. He was such a fucking obnoxious pig. He acted like a white man and anyway, he would be attracted to the supreme pizzas until he found out that they were worse than trailer bowls.
Balls
Inbreds want you for one thing
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alcoholicasshole · 1 year
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Hey Stephanie, did you see my Texan gramma? No I’m just kidding, but seriously she was from Texas this woman, and she reminded me a little bit of Gramma in that. Oh gosh kind of way.
You know all the stuff that you want to take so that you don’t have to be a bad just want to be southern ISH bitch
You don’t like any of those provincial people and you don’t like Baptists
You’ve not been anywhere and then I guess you got to go to England for like a day or whatever
It is so cute when the kids travel abroad for like two weeks and they come back and they brag to fucking refugees about going to their hometowns
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alcoholicasshole · 1 year
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Now, Daniel Mcneil and Will Frazier, the rest of the special-needs right rights
Some of them are getting afraid because they seem to have a sixth sense and you would be correct. If you listen to it, you know that Will Frazier doesn’t though because he thinks that he’s gonna get away with being a piece of trash and he’s not gonna get away with it, but he also probably knows why he doesn’t get good weed.
And then I discovered something else and I was like wow so I was right before about my suspicion and sure enough I am right about a certain ethereal suspicion but most Americans have no idea what I’m talking about unless they have a whole whole lot of money, a lot of money, and probably are not American
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alcoholicasshole · 1 year
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Hey Will, did you hear that they said you old lol
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alcoholicasshole · 1 year
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Well, thinking about Nick. I do think that he could have done so many more things nobody store in his way I mean.
That is so cool you’re telling me that pimps and drug dealers can stand in his way. That is so cool thank you guys.
The only problem was that really we needed Nick to be on the side of good. He has some talent but he’s not special so you just have to find the next guy I like him and there are plenty of sheep just like Nick we need to find those sheep and get them in medical school perhaps but also find the females. Damn females have so much more talent in terms of empathy.
You just have to get them away from the sporty guys like Dennis or Will Frazier
Which dinosaur?
I didn’t know that you guys thought of Will Frazier as an old man I mean, I kind of suspected because of some of the things he said
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