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alastorbyalex · 29 days
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Are you minors DNI?
I limit my interactions to those who are 16 or older.
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alastorbyalex · 1 month
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Wow, I'm gaining quite a bit of followers and am nearly at 100. I have to start thinking of a 100 follower event. Do any of my followers have suggestions they'd like to see?
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alastorbyalex · 1 month
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Can you confirm this as an asexual?
- @lovey-darling
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"What the fuck is this?"
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alastorbyalex · 1 month
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"I believe the pie isshue ish happening with many other Alastorsh. A pie was thrown at me three timesh and it sheemsh the Anonsh that are doing it have found you. I'm very sorry about thish."
- @asknerdyalastor
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"Another me? There is no one that can even begin to come close to matching my particular charm. The lisp is very unbecoming and goes to show that I am the only true Alastor!" //his fuckin ego i stg
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alastorbyalex · 1 month
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Marry me Alastor 💍
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alastorbyalex · 1 month
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captainbuzzkill88
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"Hmm?" Alastor's voice causes him to jolt from thought, was half lost in thought half sort of paying attention to them. Oh it's an order of course, Husk is still refusing to meet their gaze idly drumming their claws on the counter. " Wondering why I didn't just ask you to kill me if I lost that game. But just had to be a greedy bastard " their voice is dripping with annoyance not at Alastor but at himself, sort of lying because it's not what is on their moment at the moment but it is a thought that crosses their mind on occasion. " Since you hate me so much then why not just fucking do that?"
"Oh Husker." Alastor tuts shaking his head. "I don't hate you, quite a silly thought to have." He doesn't meet the others gaze, opting to stare at the glass of Rye that is on the bar. "It is simply because I find your suffering entertaining my friend. It's your own shortcomings that got you here."
@captainbuzzkill88 Husk sighs and shoves a bottle of rye into Alastor's hands the feline has more heart then he'd like to admit out loud. Despite that they bitterly hate Alastor they can't help it but to selflessly give it to them to comfort them admist their troubles.
" I don't know. Just fuckin take it whatever."
It had been a few days since Alastor had recovered. His mother, somehow, had kept him in his room during the whole ordeal. When Husk had approached, Alastor was sitting in the common area's. He simply perked an eyebrow, his signature smile on his face. "Oh, what is the occasion Husker?"
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alastorbyalex · 1 month
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captainbuzzkill88
Husk doesn't relax instantaneously it takes him a few minutes it's mostly the petting that causes him to relax a little it feels so good that it makes him forget about why he was so annoyed in the first place and their idea for the time being til they can get their senses back lowly purring happily; oh man it's making him melt. The feline perks their ears up listening to the music, very slowly sinking into a lethargic state, slowly wags their tail, mind feels fuzzy now having trouble thinking straight, in boredom slowly Husk looks around the room wondering one thing what are they doing here again? " hmm..."
"There we are." Alastor's grin turned devilish as he let out a deep chuckle that reverberated through his chest. Husk always had more feline tendencies than he would ever let onto and Alastor wouldn't hesitate to exploit that. His gaze goes back to his paper, one hand continuing to scratch the top of his head.
@alastorbyalex
Alastor is not a social person this whole time during their time at the Hazbin hotel has observed how they are very clumsy when it comes to talking to other people when they do most of the time the deer demon prefers to be reclusive. Not that they'd actually accept their help but Husk guesses but that does not change ahead of time the feline can predict once this is all over their owner will want to leave as quickly as possible.
It's been something since the days before the Hazbin hotel existed in the very early days of their relationship when they lived at his manor which they'd have drinks together which was something of a reward for him doing their jobs housekeeping, running errands etc These days that does not really happen anymore but so it will be this afternoon. A perfect opportunity. Husk steps inside and what he finds is the room has been made to look like living room at the manor; whoa that's pretty true to life they forgot overlords can do that.
" Well here i am boss. "
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alastorbyalex · 1 month
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ask-alastors-mom
2d ago May would always love her son , no matter what he did she thinks he had been the only good thing in her life for years she thinks she would always forgive him no matter what (which could also probably be a bad thing) she got up her breakfast halfway finished as she pet his ears. Maybe deer, I’m gonna get changed, I’ll be right back. May walked out to the kitchen and managed to get back to her room rummaging through her closet, she didn’t have many clothes, or atleast any nice ones she was starting to realize how unprepared she was for coming to hell. It felt like hours before they finally came back down dressed in a knee length pink dress with a pink cape that fell off her shoulders, she had her makeup done to hide her eyebags and her hair brushed out , she couldn’t remember the last time she ever gotten to get so dressed up
Alastor's ears lowered as his mother had reached out to pet them with a deep radio sound emitting from him. The hair was fine but he disliked his ears being touched. He didn't say anything, not wanting to upset his mother too much. Though, it was noticed that she had left a half-finished plate of food where she was seated before. He raised a single eyebrow and as she had gone upstairs, he stood picking up the plate. Finding a container, he had packaged up the leftovers and put them into the fridge. When May had come back downstairs, Alastor was cleaning up the kitchen from the dishes that were used for the meal. It reminded him of a much simpler time, except his mother was usually the one to clean until her final days. As he heard his mother descending the stairs, he had turned with his never ending smile. "Well look at you. I must say mother you do know how to dress for an occasion."
Bro you should really check on your mom I think she had a nightmare
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Alastor rubs his cheekbones before getting up from his bed. He gets himself dressed before going to his mothers room and knocking on the door. @ask-alastors-mom
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alastorbyalex · 1 month
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Throws pie in your face
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"You are testing my patience quite a bit my dear." He says wiping the pie off of his face with a handkerchief. "I would advise that you don't try that again, now if you excuse me, I need to go wash this off."
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alastorbyalex · 1 month
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So, are you planning on killing your dad soon
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"That is my business my dear. Don't fret, the job will be done on my own terms."
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alastorbyalex · 1 month
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Alastor your mother is gorgeous
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"Yes she is, though you shouldn't be telling me such. Go tell her yourself. She would love the compliments."
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alastorbyalex · 1 month
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*the Mob anon blinks.*
"Then I mob?"
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"No, I'll handle it myself later."
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alastorbyalex · 1 month
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This is you. We threw you off a stairwell for science 🤌
- @lovey-darling
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"Ha! Quite the experiment! Though, that cannot be me as I am standing right here darling. Do keep trying though!"
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alastorbyalex · 1 month
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OFFICER RIGHT THERE!! THATS THE TAX EVADER!!
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"Oh no, what ever shall I do?" He said dramatically. He's not taking this seriously at all.
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alastorbyalex · 1 month
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*A mob anon is running around with a pitchfork.*
"Hello mister radio man! I found a bad man who hurt miss May! Want to mob him?"
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"I do not mob. I will take care of him alone if anything. It's time I show people not to mess with The Radio Demon or my mother." He lets out a low deep toned laugh.
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alastorbyalex · 1 month
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*gets on one knee and proposes* we can marry for tax benefits..
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"You think I pay taxes?"
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alastorbyalex · 1 month
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The taste is a dead giveaway. Cheap rye had a particular taste, it wasn't the best. The best Husker had always went down smooth with a warm burn that settled in the back of his throat. A soft hum is given as Alastor sets the glass down. He wasn't completely unaware to the fact that Husk refused to meet his gaze. "Do tell what is on your mind Husker." It's not a question.
@captainbuzzkill88 Husk sighs and shoves a bottle of rye into Alastor's hands the feline has more heart then he'd like to admit out loud. Despite that they bitterly hate Alastor they can't help it but to selflessly give it to them to comfort them admist their troubles.
" I don't know. Just fuckin take it whatever."
It had been a few days since Alastor had recovered. His mother, somehow, had kept him in his room during the whole ordeal. When Husk had approached, Alastor was sitting in the common area's. He simply perked an eyebrow, his signature smile on his face. "Oh, what is the occasion Husker?"
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