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[alanatbh]

That would've been a little awkward, don't you think so? I strongly felt cookies were the way to go. Maybe I should go for something a little easier. How does dirt cake sound? Do you think that's an appropriate "sorry" gift?

Maybe you should have sang to them?

#hellooo #sup #c: riley

[alanatbh]

That's a rather rude thing to assume. I'd love to sing for you, but I don't really sing in front of other people. It's more of a shower thing.

You’re probably shit at both but I’m okay with waiting until proven otherwise.

#c: tristan

[alanatbh]

But that's cheating. That's like giving your wife an engagement ring that the store employee chose.

You should’ve had their cook bake them, and then say they were from you. Duh.

#c: aspen

[alanatbh]

I don't think it really matters if you're good at it or not. Just as long as you're enjoying yourself while you do it. My favorite place to sing is in the shower, actually, it's fun to pretend I'm on stage, in front of a crowd -- even though I'm completely in the nude.

Ooh, you sing? That’s cool. I used to, but I dunno if I was any good or not, really. I’ll pass on the burnt cookies. Nice sentiment, though!

#c: quinn #it does omg she made me go to her house and i did all the work basically #it was really awkward #she's rude #i hated it omg

[alanatbh]

My mom says that practice makes perfect, so I figured it was worth a shot. Plus, it's the thought that counts, no?

Do we look like we want your fucking burnt cookies? If you know you can bake, then why do it?

#c: emma

[alanatbh]

Is anyone here interested in burnt cookies? I tried to do a good thing for my host and his family to make up for breaking two of their vases, but that failed. Baking isn't really my thing. I'm more of a singer.

#HI SORRY I'M HERE #i had to do a project and the person i did it with was really difficult to work with #it sucked #mb:starter

[alanatbh]

But I didn't... you... nevermind. Can we start this over? I hate to leave bad first impressions.

It is. And you didn’t make a very good one. Sorry.

#c: aspen

[alanatbh]

It's not early, it's four in the afternoon...

God why am I up so early, what fucking time is it? I need a shot of patron, some water, strawberry shortcake, and a blanket and I swear I will go hibernate to get away from you annoying people.

#c: emma #emma is me

[alanatbh]

Make it fun then, why don't you? Go out and do something, this is such a beautiful area to explore.

This place is boring as fuck. Got all these huge houses, but nobody’s throwing a party? What a waste. 

#c: anthony

[alanatbh]

Not really, it doesn't leave the best impression. My mom says the first impression is the most important.

Good.

#c: aspen

[alanatbh]

Oh, well, yeah. I guess they are. I had to save $10 a month for six months before I could buy my own pair. Maybe you should put some cotton or something in your ear. I don't know.

Aren’t most of those super expensive? I don’t really wanna have to get a job. That’ll only take time away from getting my homework finished.

#omg i love him #i had tickets to see him last summer and i didnt go bc i was lazy #im still sad #c: owen

[alanatbh]

I'm sure you look great in your shoes, maybe they're just jealous. Some people are just dumb. What you wear doesn't determine your sexuality.

Would anyone else like to tell me my shoes make me look like I’m a lesbian? Because I’ve heard that about six times today, its like they have never seen a girl wear Vans before.

#c: casey

[alanatbh]

You're making me slightly uncomfortable.

#ya i have a gif hunt open with like 100 gifs so i'll prob be reusing soon #i'm lazy #c: aspen

[alanatbh]

You should invest in a pair of noise-cancelling headphones, they work wonders and I always wear mine when there's a chaotic scene happening outside of my house. I unfortunately didn't bring them with me.

The neighbors around Aspen’s are really loud. I don’t think they understand that some people need to study in the quiet.

#mackle... more? #:~) #sorry i'm jk you probably get that a lot yanno if that's your name #i'm hanna #hi #c: owen

[alanatbh]

At least someone understands. I'm getting the impression everyone thinks I did it on purpose, I didn't. Just a klutz, which is the reason I get yelled at a lot. Nice to meet you, too. Do you live around here, or are you being hosted?

It’s okay, so am I. Not a day goes by where I don’t trip over my own feet. I’m Quinn! Pleasure to meet you.

#i never see anyone rp as her #so nice to have her face on the dash for a change #ily #c: quinn

[alanatbh]

But it was only a mistake, I'm not trying to cause a scene. I wanted to see if there was anything inside them, and I ended up knocking over both. I did learn that they were only decorative vases though.

No, it’s just.. Someone has invited you into their home and you’ve gone about breaking things. Seems kind of rude to me.

#why is jade so cute #c: aspen

[alanatbh]

Yes, I suppose that's true -- but I still didn't break them on purpose. The money that'll be spent on new vases could, and should be, going to some kind of charity. That's what I'd spend my money on if I were rich.

Not like they can’t afford it.

#i have 20 problems from a math textbook #a worksheet from american government that i need to do bc didn't finish in class #an essay for english #and a project for science ahah #fml #idk what's up with teachers #guess they don't think about my life outside of school or take my other classes into consideration #c: cash