fishing trip day 2 & 3 🎣🍀
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Freakshow Au by @hootbon
I was gonna send this in Hoot's inbox in exchange for a Caine and Pomni fact, but her ask box is closed so take this, Tumblr *looks up at you with my beady little eyes*
(Also no need Hoot, take your time X3c that ask box is closed for a reason)
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If you take the bus, wave to the driver and thank them as you're getting off the bus.
Being a bus driver is an underappreciated and difficult job but still very vital to society. They still have to do customer service and deal with rude and even aggressive passengers, and on top of that have to deal with traffic and other drivers all day (and let's face it, there's a lot of bad drivers out there who aren't considerate about sharing the road). All while providing an invaluable service of getting us where we need to go. Showing them some appreciation can go a long ways for someone doing such an important job that usually gets little to no recognition or thanks.
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Its me, your feral godmother
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BOXER AU - OFFICIAL POSTER
They’re all not too sure what reward they’re fighting for, but gosh do they love doing it anyway!
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Re: dramatically changing 19th century dress silhouettes, thinkin about the time a whaler finally came home from a 4 year voyage and was just like ‘WHAT IS GOING ON’ when reencountering hoop skirts.
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How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy
im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit
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I drank 7 cups of coffee and now I can talk to electricity
Achievement Unlocked:
Haste
Drink enough caffeine to unlock a 3rd-level spell slot
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Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.
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Well I never …
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POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true
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sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013
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heeppy hoolida
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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS
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someone apologized for commenting late… 2 months after the fic was posted 😭😭 girl that’s EARLY thats fresh
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how to remove sinister guy from castle
shadowy figure lurking around wizard tower
guy lurking in shadows smoking a cigarette and sharpening knives
rogue infestation
rogue exterminator
rogue exterminator prices
how to remove rogues from wizard tower yourself “DIY” reddit
how to remove rogues from wizard tower yourself “DIY” reddit -“bad idea”
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healing potions for sale
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