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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

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Kewl

BETH UPDATE!!

face is all sewn and tail is made!!

maker: StingraySuits

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I got actual work done this weekend but more importantly I drew PAM WHO DEATH FORGOT

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this is how I imagine having a werewolf boyfriend looks like

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

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Another Sketch commission for @/DarrylMelton98 on twitter! Very happy with how this one turned out!

Aprils comm slots are now full! If you would like to preclaim a slot for May then please let me know!

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April’s Illustration from My D&D Pirate Pin-up Calendar

Featuring our adorable satyr blood cleric. He’s the shortest non-kobold on the crew (5’0) and also the oldest member, having recently celebrated his 1,000 birthday.

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Tech-Queek my thorny rose

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imagine watching Star Wars in theaters in 1977 and pointing at Darth Vader boarding a ship with Stormtroopers and then choking some guy, and exclaiming THAT'S CLEARLY JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S WHY I'M INTO THIS

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Cute shirt

do you like his shirt?

(he/him) 🐇

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would you chill with him? 🐇🏳️‍⚧️☮️

(He/Him)

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Trigun inspired full render comm of @diginek0’s lad Cyrus

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bubblegum princess ✨🦎

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spaaaace