aimless-melissa
I Never Went To Oovoo Javer
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Wendy Williams's wikipedia page is so fucking funny, its just a list of shit like this. What the fuck is her goddamn problem
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losing my mind at the information that Taylor Swifts parents bought her bi-monthly flights to Nashville for years as a teen so she could go learn directly from big country musicians. Eventually with them moving their entire family over to Nashville where Taylor failed to get onto a record label so her dad bought a 3% ($300,000) stake in Big Machine Records immediately getting them to bring Taylor onto the label. Queen of failing upwards. Queen of industry plants.
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imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose
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*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.
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applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart
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