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"Let it be known that I am here under duress."
23-year old wannabe writer who joined mainly because he wanted to be able to scroll through Tumblr without being stopped every five seconds. Questioning Pansexual, He/Him, more than most likely has undiagnosed ADHD. Thanks to Carbonated-Jem for the header and avatar images!
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Say, youve consumed all sorts of media. Do you know of any non-Fate stories where mythical/historical figures from multiple disparate cultures are summoned out of their times into one place (and possibly fight each other or other things)? Sorry to bother, thanks fer yer time, and for yer help if ya actually know any.
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Plenty of highly intelligent people end up getting sucked in to cults because they just wanted people to hang out with. There are antivaxxer nurses. Your ability to act on empirical reason breaks down fast if your social and emotional needs aren't being met.
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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.
Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)
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!!!!!!!!!ITS THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF SPONGEBOB TOMORROW!!!!!!!!
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Pregnancy runs in my family. Over half of my ancestors had it at some point.
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Lemmings don’t jump off of cliffs unless they’re being chased. Frogs don’t stay in boiling water unless they’ve been lobotomized first. Crabs don’t pull each other back into the bucket unless they are desperately and randomly grabbing for anything to try to get themselves out, out of fear for their lives.
Actions taken in specific, negative conditions don’t exemplify the nature of all beings.
Before you mock a sheep for staying with the flock, ask what dogs nip at its heels when it strays too far, and what wolves wait just beyond the edge of the pasture.
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"the coolest fantasy archetype is the normal human guy who's just so good at physical combat that he can keep up with everyone else" wrong, it's actually the wizard who suddenly reveals they can do that
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Stories
This one is more of a reminder to myself lmao
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