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The characters Troff and Scoff from Donkey Kong 64 have been originally rendered with pierced nipples (as seen in their instruction manual artwork, left column); an aspect that was removed in all subsequent versions of their artwork such as the one distributed to the press (right column).

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humans forever will love funny little horses. love and peace and ponies runs in our blood

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Clone High style animated sitcom, except it's about those fuckers on the tarot cards. Strength still has the lion.

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Working in a gas station may be hell like 60% of the time but shout-out to the customers that are actually chill and cool. Old lady who gave me a bunch of sunflowers one time. Dude who keeps surprising me with free takeout from the local Chinese place because I mentioned I hadn't been in ages. Randos who buy scratch tickets and always buy one extra for whoever's at the register. Old dudes who give you a cut of the lotto prize money when they win. The guy running the pizza place nearby that drops off the leftover pizza here for whoever's working the night shift. I hope they get back all the kindness they put out tenfold.

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elon musk told jkr to calm down help fkfbkr

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splatoon characters react to you being infertile~

mr grizz:

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what the fuck!!! The DJ Equiment I got off Temu adding farts and barnyard animal noises to my beats!!!

the whole club loves it!?

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I made some concepts for a fake Pokemon region based on South America. I’m really proud of these designs but have NO IDEA what to name them… they’re the starters and the main legendary btw.

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Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

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Delicious and dragons

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it’s actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don’t give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it’s just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word “cock” and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there’s nothing much you can do about it

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Delicious and dragons

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My cat has to wear a cone this week and it made me think of an angel whose halo is a cone.

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hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common