afishcalledwanda1988

[afishcalledwanda1988]

wait wait can you want a dick but not in a guy way but like just to have one???

you can do whatever you want forever

#posts that changed me #i LOVE to say 'you can do whatever you want forever' shes a mantra to me

[afishcalledwanda1988]

Don’t open a bottle of champagne around me unless you want a tiny chair for your joint or other tiny objects.

#NEED

[afishcalledwanda1988]

RIP i lockpicked my chastity cage again so this time instead she's installing two lil guards next to my penis and one of them can only tell lies

[afishcalledwanda1988]

#voted it depends #i could be convinced to have a sip but not like a whole vial #and ONLY if i can be assured by a medical professional that its safe. i dont trust my own understanding of blood borne diseases like that

[afishcalledwanda1988]

[Text ID: They Might Be Giants will perform their last show ever tomorrow night at the Brewery. To celebrate theelection of the new president, TMBG will commit suicide during the show. "We're going to kill ourselves no matter who wins," said John Linnell, one half of the duo. "If Bush wins, we'll do it more painfully." End text ID]

#tmbg #love this <3

[afishcalledwanda1988]

25 April 2024 - 17 Nisan 5784

Yes, today is the third day of Passover! Today is Day 2 of the Counting of the Omer. Tonight: Count 3.

#FUCK i gotta remember to count the omer #anyways chag sameach :-) had matzah brei this morningn it was yummyyyyy

[afishcalledwanda1988]

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

[afishcalledwanda1988]

something really cool about oj and jean jacket in nope that I haven't seen anyone else talk about yet is that, even AFTER seeing it continuously take his horses and kill all of those people, oj STILL talks about it like a normal animal. it's an alien, yes, but it's still just a simple animal. he never really faults or blames jean jacket completely for it's actions- it's a predator!!! the fault lies in people not understanding how to treat animals past simply exploiting them. oj was able to pull off what he did because he never saw jean jacket as a horrible evil alien monster- only as an animal that people were trying in vain to tame.

#nope 2022 #MOVIE OF ALL TIIIIIIIIME

[afishcalledwanda1988]

good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)

basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal

#tattoos and also stretching so hard it kinda horts #esp my neck and shoulders oooooo boy

[afishcalledwanda1988]

did you date in high school?

#no fuckin way that many of you dated in hs

[afishcalledwanda1988]

due to woke the hanged man tarot card is being replaced by the hung woman

[afishcalledwanda1988]

it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}

anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal

[afishcalledwanda1988]

This is a photo of our very first show.

#undescribed #tmbg #OMGGGG

[afishcalledwanda1988]

saying this as a trans man, i feel like at least half of this so called "fear of masculinity" in queer spaces other trans mascs talk about is just them no longer being treated like women

#and the other half if a fear of gender nonconformity. not masculinity in specific.

[afishcalledwanda1988]

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

[afishcalledwanda1988]

its 4/20 please take some time to remember everyone that has died / been incarcerated / lost any chance at a normal life for your right to smoke ur fuckin mids.

[afishcalledwanda1988]

guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.

#undescribed #happy 4/20