did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back
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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
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A lot of you kids wont remember this but long ago tumblr used to have a video player that was perfectly acceptable. You could pause and rewind no problem and they wouldnt just start and be halfway throigh before you ever saw them
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are you mad at me
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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size
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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry
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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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i don't think "bluesky" or "cohost" or "pillowfort" exist i think y'all are just making up words, to me
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