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"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"

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whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout

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actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

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thoughts on tiktok?

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Cast of Death Stranding (2019)

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im in a group message with a bunch of straight guys and i have no idea what's going on. for example one of them just shared this meme which is simply enlightened:

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What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

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SANS YOU COULD’VE ASKED IF YOUR BROTHER WANTED TO GO FIRST!!!

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bro we are crimson flowers

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Fedor Bronnikov

Pythagoreans’ Hymn to the Rising Sun

c.1869

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Thank you for the positive feedback! x)

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gimme sammich

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the funniest part of the original potterheads grab your wands post is that of mice and men was there. at some point in time there was a sizeable of mice and men fandom on tumblr.

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