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It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

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Tumblr, please, don’t look at me that way. I have work to be done.

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the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

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Listen I don’t care if u skip story cutscenes (even though you’re missing half the experience) like whatever but if you then TURN AROUND and complain that the game “doesn’t make sense” I sentence you to ten thousand years in the acid fire death pit.

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It should be illegal to require that any device or software connect to the internet just to run. I shouldn't need to log in with microsoft to open any of their programs on my local computer. All games should be playable without access to an online server. All media you pay for should be downloadable to local disk as a raw file and if they don't like that because they know you'll share it and upload it, tough shit. They took your money already, they'll live.

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You always wanted to be a Healer. Unfortunately, your dad was an Necromancer and your mother a Demon Summoner. So your healing was a bit… unconventional to say the least.

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The Very Hungry Rust Monster is a mini-comic I made a few years back. I’ve seen it floating around Tumblr without attribution recently, so I’ve uploaded a higher-resolution version, properly credited.

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TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

♥

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

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Whoever designed mega absol and mega audino knew what was up those guys rule

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Book: “he licked the roof of her mouth”

Me, aroace:

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Hi I don't have any weird takes about trans women or white trans women but I wanna go swimmies

i feel like a dad being asked by toddlers for "airplane time"

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All of the eevees :)

Individuals under cut vvvv

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Rabbi Moshe De Leon Discusses Theology With Goku - Coño Culo, 14th century

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becoming the world’s funniest terrorist

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home alone