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adainesfuriousgun · 11 days
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adainesfuriousgun · 12 days
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Y'all think the fantasy high universe has fantasy tumblr lol
(inspired by @orions-garden who had this idea first !)
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🐀 stealthcheck reblogged steelwindstrike
⚡ steelwindstrike Follow
you guys remember that trend from last spring where everyone was posting these random videos and pictures of and saying there was a tabaxi woman in there LMAO What the fuck was that 😂 it was like a worse version of The Gown thing from years ago
⚡ steelwindstrike
#LMAOOOO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT #wasnt that a marketing scheme for that one teen band #im pretty sure it was
LMAO WAS IT? i wouldnt be surprised LOL
🐴 princessthehorse Follow
THERE WAS LITERALLY A TABAXI IN ALL OF THOSE VIDEOS. THEY WERE LIKE REALLY SCARY VIDEOS. WHAT WAS EVERYONE ON ABOUT. WHAT FERNS WERE Y'ALL FUCKING ON
🔮 conjurdivination Follow
OP, I understand your confusion but that was very much a real event! Turns out that tabaxi was the Shadow Cat, the familiar of the Nightmare King who was actually an ancient goddess of Sylvaire who was transubstantiated into a disease. She could only be seen by people who had her disease, which was transmitted through various bodily fluids. The Court of Stars has also been putting out statements lately saying that they and other members of the Fallinel government worked with the Shadow Cat, but had nothing to do with her plot of trying to bring back the Nightmare King, since she apparently worked with them as well.
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Was it still those fucking kids who did all that though
🐀 stealthcheck
it was those fucking kids
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🦇 nightmarekwing reblogged powerofsol
🦇 nightmarekwing
was just waiting for a meeting with my banker and i watch two teenagers show up and one puts a gun to his head and the other grabs his balls. I'm so done with adventurers bro, how the fuck do people allow this shit
🦇 nightmarekwing
One of the teenagers is the archdevil of the bottomless pit. i swear to god i'm gonna die and even Hell is gonna be a piece of shit because of adventurers
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Did you not do anything to try and help your banker?????
🦇 nightmarekwing
no why would i help a banker
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🧚‍♀️ tiredaasimar
I have insider information on the Central Solesian Area Polycule
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🔍 detectiveagent5353 reblogged alwayshappyhour
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I cannot BELIEVE that there are FELLOW STUDENTS here at Aguefort who are SERIOUSLY considering voting for Kristen Applebees for class president. Are you out of your mind? Kipperlilly Copperkettle is actually trying to campaign to make the school better for all of us when we've all seen firsthand how messed up everything is. She's actually trying to make it fair for us students, and what does Kristen want to do? Nothing! She has literally ZERO campaign promises that mean ANYTHING for the school and the only things she talks about are steelworkers of all things and a thing NOBODY knows. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT FETTY WAP IS! I looked it up and looked through every book in the library! THOSE WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SAID BEFORE! NEVER!
All I'm saying is if this school starts to go downhill because you all thought it was funnier to vote for the cleric who killed her god TWICE than the regular student who's ACTUALLY trying to make the school better, you all better realize that it's your fault.
🌃 alwayshappyhour
sounds like someone's salty they can't do a shrimp jump
🔍 detectiveagent5353
256.927.723.142
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🐗 recklessattakk
my hungry ass could never be a cleric
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boggyandmoggy reblogged thistleficer
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reblog to cast healing word on the person you rbed this from
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burntownsgetvans reblogged falloutboimaniac
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does anyone know what's going on with fig and the cig figs? i've been waiting for their new album for a while but their social media account has been radio silent, like fig and gorgug are still posting on their personal accounts but nothing about the band :(. they said a new album would be coming out soon last april, i'm just kind of sad and confused i guess
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that's really rough man yeah. i don't know what's going on with them either, but i hope they'll end up releasing something soon for you. but if you wanna listen to something that's like fig and the cig figs, maybe you'd like my clerical gnomance? they've been a total breakout hit all over the radio where i'm from lately and they are sooo good lol
🐉 burntownsgetvans
well, okay, i'll give it a shot i guess, thanks for the recommendation :)
🐉 burntownsgetvans
@fallouboimaniac Listen up chucklefuck go FUCK yourself. I'm so fucking TIRED of people like you who are always trying to replace the cig figs and discredit their success and for WHAT reason? I'm so done, I'm so fucking done, I don't wanna FUCKING HEAR IT AND YOU'VE PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND LISTEN TO YOUR OWN SHITTY MUSIC? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING Ddid anyone see that red thing just now
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🌸 greatgnomishbaker
she kalvaxus on my emperor until i red waste
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lycanstropy reblogged 123fantasydestiel
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Getting really annoyed by all the posts going around joking about Kalvaxus and the Nightmare King. Both of them were EXTREMELY serious and REAL entities that caused SO much destruction in the very real world, and unless you were harmed by them you should NOT be joking about them like that, that is SO gross. My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great cousin four times removed was KILLED by Kalvaxus and it is so shitty to have to open the dashboard every day to see posts like this.
🕷️ minceraftshreeper Follow
sure but kalvaxus has literally been dead for like 2 years or something 😭. like the fact that those kids killed kalvaxus very much did make national and probably international news did you somehow miss that. and the guy was a total clown be fr it'd be crazy not to joke about him
🧑 123fantasydestiel
Did you not read my entire post? I don't care if you think Kalvaxus was a "clown" or not or that he's already dead, HE KILLED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!!!!! You cannot be making posts JOKING About him like that!!!!!!!!!!
🐈 lycanstropy
I went on a field trip to Hell in my warlock class the other day and a bunch of pirates turned Kalvaxus into a ship and tattooed his ass
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🦆 rayofdownwiththesickness
I fucking hate public school dude a plane almost crashed into my house at midnight and turns out it's because of a fucking club at the school and then i GO to school and i can barely even get into my bard class because everyone's lining up around that fucking pirate's kid and the principal is a fucking kid because this school is such a wreck. And can anyone please tell me why the same kid is now in every single club i am also in???? every time i make eye contact with him in one of my clubs he runs away. didn't he and the pirate kid and their party kill like 6 staff members?????????? AND WHY IS THERE A COP IN THE HALLWAYS??????????????????????
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🦆 rayofdownwiththesickness reblogged rayofdownwiththesickness
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Imagine complaining about students killing people when you literally go to an adventuring school 😂
🦆 rayofdownwiththesickness
i'd rather you say it to my face than vague me on the dashboard you know
🦆 rayofdownwiththesickness
I have been hexblade cursed
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👨‍💻 12345fantasydestiel
Has Aguefort collectively forgotten about the fact that a giant spider appeared on campus a few months ago and started terrorizing people? I'm starting to understand why so many people think so negatively of Aguefort now. I was literally there and watched it happen and then no one seemed to bring it up ever again. No teachers decided to address it or anything. We're lucky it didn't kill anyone, and, actually, now I'm remembering, wasn't Kristen Applebees there? I swear to Galicaea she was there. Is that why nothing came of it, cause her party has like 4 parents on the school staff? This place is a joke.
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infaetheable reblogged alwayshappyhour
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she nightmare on my king until i cassandra
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infaetheable reblogged alwayshappyhour
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she nightmare on my king until i cassandra
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infaetheable reblogged alwayshappyhour
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she nightmare on my king until i cassandra
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infaetheable reblogged alwayshappyhour
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she nightmare on my king until i cassandra
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adainesfuriousgun · 12 days
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KRISTEN! KRISTEN ITS A TEST DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY TO KILL EVERY SINGLE PARTY MEMBER EVEN IF THEY WILL REVIVE YOU AFTER! KRISTEN YOU CANT DIE BECAUSE YOU ARE THE LAST FOLLOWER OF YOUR GOD!! KRISTEN ITS A TRAP IN ORDER TO FINALLY KILL OFF YOUR GOD! KRISTEN NO DONT DO IT!! KRISTEN
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adainesfuriousgun · 25 days
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they can’t keep getting away with doing impromptu surgery!!
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adainesfuriousgun · 25 days
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ADAINE FINALLY HAS A GUN
THE PROPHECY!!!!
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adainesfuriousgun · 29 days
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bits from ep. 9 but make it Calvin and Hobbes
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adainesfuriousgun · 29 days
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more moments that have stuck with me so far!
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adainesfuriousgun · 1 month
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"Who are those hot people out by the ping-pong table?" ❄️🔥
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adainesfuriousgun · 1 month
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We hey girlied to close too the sun and now we’re in the vulture dimension.
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adainesfuriousgun · 1 month
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ruben writing hit songs about being mad and toxic... aguefort students going crazy for them.... kipperlily dosing the whole school with devil's nectar..... students singing about being mad while dosed with devil's nectar...... everyone having random rage outbursts.......
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absolutely insane bit
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adainesfuriousgun · 1 month
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adainesfuriousgun · 1 month
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I hate Kipperlilly - but this level of nickname shenanigans would have killed me on the spot in high school
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adainesfuriousgun · 1 month
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Gonna tell my kids this was the sexy rat from fantasy high
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adainesfuriousgun · 1 month
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Fantasy High spoilers
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adainesfuriousgun · 1 month
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OH so when Fig and Gorgug want to strengthen their relationship with Riz it's all good and heartwarming, but when I, Baron from the Baronies,
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adainesfuriousgun · 2 months
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Okay but that talk with Mazey and that message Fabian left for Bill!!!!
He's still a kid and he's so fucking alone in this big stupid house that he's desperately trying to fill with people. He didn’t finish the sentence, "If you create a space people wanna be in...", but I know the end of it was "they won’t wanna leave".
If he does the right things, people won't leave him.
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