you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out
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I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone
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i understand toddlers cuz if i was just born a couple years ago and someone tried to get me to understand and say words while i'm growing insane amounts of teeth very quickly and painfully i'd be having a temper tantrum on the floor of a department store too
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When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house
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a girl and her dogs
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okey dokey 👍
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to be loved means to be consumed.
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