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i’ve found it, the promised land

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fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

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I quit smoking like… a year ago I think? seriously. Dont smoke around non smokers.

Bitch

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Minty is just cold spicy

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i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

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summer is fun and romantic in theory but for us sweaty bitches it just isn’t realistic

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the one true ally

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W’Kabi: Would you kill me my love?

Okoye:

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Would you accept this round warm girl into your life?

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I love facts.

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I can’t breathe from laughing at this