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acidmatze · 13 minutes
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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acidmatze · 59 minutes
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i love the term "dressing wounds" like you get all dolled up now lol
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acidmatze · 2 hours
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'tis the season i suppose
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acidmatze · 3 hours
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Vogelcommando, 2018
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acidmatze · 3 hours
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Having a therapist who isn't used to trans patients will truly have you feeling like Koko the gorilla trying to articulate your feelings in a coherent way. "No peepee huge honkers, I cry? Huge honkers no peepee, sadness, doctor."
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acidmatze · 3 hours
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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
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acidmatze · 3 hours
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Also a couple of vashu gifs I made for myself huhisjsjsjh
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acidmatze · 3 hours
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from nebraska earlier today. this has got to be some of the craziest tornado footage i have ever seen. from @nickgormanwx
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acidmatze · 3 hours
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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
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acidmatze · 3 hours
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in case you were curious, this is the current state of NFT crypto bros on twitter
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acidmatze · 3 hours
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plagues history and global epidemiology as an autistic special interest was already a heavy topic but not a day goes by I dont briefly recall drunkenly telling people at the bar in autumn 2019 “yeah the next pandemic will probably be a coronavirus and we’re due for one”
if they remember that i have to wonder if they think they met the devil at the club that night
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acidmatze · 3 hours
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He's not getting any doner
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acidmatze · 3 hours
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i support women's neutrals. i support when women just stand there and do nothing
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acidmatze · 4 hours
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this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh
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acidmatze · 4 hours
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acidmatze · 4 hours
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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
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acidmatze · 4 hours
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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water
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