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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#skiddo and hawlucha #you think you can bully me bc i’m just a little guy #and then my best buddy opens 13 cans of whoopass on you

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windows 10 is garbage so every time i boot up the computer i have to run command prompt and enter

net.exe stop “Windows Search”

so that the shitty goddamned search/cortana feature that i never fucking use stops running in the background taking up all my fucking disk space

#ref

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absolutely normal about her 🫠🫠

#she’s literally a woman but i’m still gay for her somehow #she’s so gender!!!!! how am i supposed to go on like this!!!!!!!

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lol I am in such a stressed-out blind rage today from insurance bullshit that I wrote up a glossary of health insurance terms (things like deductibles, premiums, and copays) because all the free guides online are unnecessarily complicated and the only way you can squeeze a dime out of these bullshit companies is to understand their overly-complicated policies. give em hell

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:3

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For anyone who’s ever wondered who they’d be in a 19th century novel

The wait is over: 19th Century Character Trope Generator

I’m “Meddlesome Bachelor with 2,000 pounds a year” yes please sign me up

#mysterious tutor in want of a husband #the dream tbh

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im doing a survey/ study type deal on handwriting and i need data so like. id rly appreciate if yall participate :3 on paper. or digital if u wanna. but i heavily prefer handwriting on paper write in pen or pencil. whichever you prefer the sentence "Rogue gramma going to Google great gargantuan linguistics" make sure you capitalize Rogue and Google

#hope this helps #gl op

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Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

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Gym leaders and such often have names that match their type which raises the question: which type would you specialise in based only on your name?

#easy fire type #in fact i’m shocked we don’t have a fire type specialist w my name yet #it’s such low hanging fruit fr

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I'm stealing this from Twitter

Here's the link

I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!

#borked neurodiverse beast mode #that’s a fucking win for sure

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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end

#these sequences were so damn cool #definitely did something to my gender as a kid

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reblog and put in the tags which pokemon type you think the person you reblogged this from would be

#maybe i’m predictable but ​i’m gonna have to say fairy #more in the sense of the way choice specs pixilate hyper voice sylveon was an unstoppable force back in the day

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ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

#idol by yoasobi! #it’s been pinging around in my brain for days on end #i’m fine :) #< lying

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48hr tumblr blackout proposal

tumblr mobile has seadily become near unusable these past few updates. not just from a user experience perspective (which is important enough in itself) but also from an accessibility perspective.

examples include the new way the image viewer works (if you can call it "working"), the tumblr live button replacing the profile button, and that newly created blogs will be forced to have their main dashboard tab be the 'for you' page.

the demands of the protest would be along the lines of:

reverse the recent image viewer update

scrap the new users 'for you' page default setting

let us turn off tumblr live indefinitely

increase efforts against spam / porn bots

make reporting abuse and hate speech as easy as reporting as reporting spam

let us go nuts show nuts again... for real this time

commit to improving usability and accessibility, and listening to users!

(suggestions welcome!)

to protest against these usability issues, and inspired by the recent reddit blackout, i propose a 48 hour blackout (where you don't use tumblr at all). preferably of both mobile and web (since web has problems too) but mobile is the focus here.

I suggest the 48 hours between the 30th of June to the end of the 1st of July.

this marks the end of pride month (for the "queerest place on the internet") and the start of disability month (since accessibility is a massive issue here).

tumblr office is in San Francisco, USA, so the times and dates will be calculated using their time zone (PDT).

you can find out the times and dates for your timezone here.

i can't afford to blaze this post so please spread it around as much as possible! protests only work if significant numbers show up!

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actually im curious. reblog this and tag the famous man your mom has the hots for. my mom is really into shemar moore and ryan reynolds

#cracks knuckles #l lawliet death note