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This is only ONE CUBIC METRE of silt; can you imagine 100 million of these?

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who allremember accord

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fell asleep to slowdive & had a dream where the travellers got rly mad at krouse so to placate them he just cut off his finger for them to cannibalise

#still true

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just saw someone say "the only way to save [character] is to prevent the person known as [character] from existing in the first place," which happened to blake thorburn of webserial pact

#thatd be so fucked #imagine somebody saying these things

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Im trying to accord post but a baby is actively shoving my fingers into his mouth. Accord would hate this

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if accord played minecraft he would get rid of every blade of grass. hed run around while it was snowing so he could dig up all of the snowfall on the ground. his storage would be hundreds of chests filled with every block found in caves that isn't smoothstone because hr would dig downwards and replace every block he finds that isn't smoothstone with smoothstone. he would know the exact distance every torch has to be from each other in order to prevent mobs from spawning. he would live in a dirt house he made the first time he had to get shelter for the night because that night he went into a cave to pass time and began his endless quest of removing everything that isn't from beta Minecraft and its piss him off soooo much but if he wants to fix it he has to abandon his current work

#dont forget

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travellers modern au

#this

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Only amy

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survey because i see some people read him sacrificing himself as being intentionally written as part of a redemption arc (& saw another one explaining they read it that way and why they dislike it just now which reminded me ive been wondering about it) but i did not read it that way & im curious what most people think. also elaborate in rbs or replies on your overall feelings about it (is it written well how is it written etc) if you want please. data for me

#putting my thots here per request. at first i thought it was a “wildbow needs to kill someone off” type moment #then it felt more like a general Worm theme thing than an alec specific beat #its more about like someone important to taylor who is also a shitty person needs to die doing something good #yk

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read his interlude HES SO FUNNY. doing it all to end world hunger. not bc he cares about world hunger but bc someone said his plan was infeasible one time years ago

#hes ltierally rhe perfect man

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Every time I think about the Travelers I black out a little. Every angle you can approach them from reveals new fucked up Situations. The inherent dynamic of your 'team leader' being the actual team leader's probationary boyfriend who would sell every other member of the team to One Direction for a corn chip and a vague promise of Maybe Helping His Girlfriend and who has gotten increasingly less concerned about pretending that's not true to anyone's faces. Once he fucked up and called someone by the numerical rank of 'Value To Operation Saving Noelle' he's assigned them all in his head and then refused to tell anyone else what their number was and they all just had to live with that one. They have to let him keep making the worst decisions imaginable because none of them can bear the consequences of shouldering the responsibility themselves. He put a thirteen year old in a Wire Strangling-Slicing Murder Art Piece as a distraction. He makes everyone put on colour coordinated black and red outfits because it's 'intimidating'. He's the worst and bravest person they know. He's going to get everybody killed and he's the reason they're all still alive. He is wearing a top hat. They are all in hell.

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there should be an au where the travellers never get simurghed and do become world famous professional gamers but the majority of their fans are only fans because they believe that krouse and cody are secretly gay and they have to start hardcore yaoibaiting so as to not lose their position and this has the exact same level of strain on the team as all the simurgh events. and they dont fall in love either they just have to keep yaoibaiting forever

#im always saying this #genuinely

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I should post accord more. I miss him

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Did you know?

Noelle Meinhardt once had dinner with a HAMSTER

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“had to get up early” and “had to get up early but you just saw some cool animals” are two different emotions

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She punched the insufferable tophat off my head but underneath was a smaller, more insufferable tophat

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