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DEAR DAIRY: I always wanted an indoor pool. Today, my dream has finally come true. I started smoking again to celebrate my good luck.

#Accidental Butt Frog #parasite #indoor toilet pool #lucky me #where are the pool floaties

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DEAR DIARY: Today I tried on my new Furry costume for the first time. I think my Uber driver accidentally dropped me off at the wrong convention though.

#Accidental Frog Butt #midsommar #furry convention #roar #is it getting hot in here or is it just me #smokey the bear #only you can prevent forest fires

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DEAR DIARY: Today, my dog accidentally exploded in the car. I miss Mr. Woofers.

#Accidental Frog Butt #mandy #nicolas cage #mr. woofers #car #windows closed #dog farts #nicotine addiction #rainbow bridge

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DEAR DIARY: Today I went waterskiing, but I accidentally forgot my Kawasaki Jet Ski STX-15F at home. I used Jerry instead. I also forgot that I couldn’t swim. My beard itches.

#Accidental Frog Butt #swiss army man #water skiing #can’t swim #not a good idea #seriously why did i do this #Jerry is mad at me now

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DEAR DIARY: Last night, I accidentally got a flying frog stuck in my throat. How embarrassing. I hope they don’t notice in school. This is worse than getting that stupid pimple on my nose before the Sadie Hawkins dance. Now Billy is NEVER going to kiss me! No matter how much I brush, my breath still smells like FROG BUTT! It’s just not FAIR!!!

#Accidental Frog Butt #twin peaks #the return #david lynch #ewww i have a flying frog in my mouth #gag me with a frog