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Jus͝t TRY̷ and ̀stop͘ ͠me͏, ̡y̡ou ͡p̧a̶t͘he͞t̷i̶c͡ we͏n̢c̢h͜!҉

aetherialarchfiend replied to your post:

I ̡wi̧ll s̨c̛àt̛t̢e̶r ̶hi͢s͠ s͘o͞ul͏ ̕to̧ the ͢ro̵il̸in̷g͜ ̕ti̢deś of͞ th͏e ̛V́oi̷d̷!͟ ͝H̨Ȩ I̧S ̧WEĄK͞.̛ HE̛ H̷AS A͟LW͘A̢YS͟ B͡E͏EN͞ W̴EA̡K͏. N͞o͘n̨e ̴sh͜al͡l͢ s̶ȩe ͝th̶i̸s͏ wŗe͡tcḩe̶d h͜us͞k o̸f a̶ m̸a̷n ͜aga̢in!҉ ̶I V͏OW͟ ͡IŢ! ͠

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aetherialarchfiend replied to your post: He̢ ̶will d҉ie h͞e̴ ͏wil̸l d̵íe҉ ̀h̵ȩ wil̨l...

I’m pretty sure he’s immOrtal.

I ̡wi̧ll s̨c̛àt̛t̢e̶r ̶hi͢s͠ s͘o͞ul͏ ̕to̧ the ͢ro̵il̸in̷g͜ ̕ti̢deś of͞ th͏e ̛V́oi̷d̷!͟ ͝H̨Ȩ I̧S ̧WEĄK͞.̛ HE̛ H̷AS A͟LW͘A̢YS͟ B͡E͏EN͞ W̴EA̡K͏. N͞o͘n̨e ̴sh͜al͡l͢ s̶ȩe ͝th̶i̸s͏ wŗe͡tcḩe̶d h͜us͞k o̸f a̶ m̸a̷n ͜aga̢in!҉ ̶I V͏OW͟ ͡IŢ! ͠

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 He̢ ̶will d҉ie h͞e̴ ͏wil̸l d̵íe҉ ̀h̵ȩ wil̨l d̸i͘e h̀e̸ ͠wi̴ll̨ d͢ie he͞ w͠i̕l͞l͡ d͏i͢e ̸h͠e wi̵ll ̷die̛ h̀e̸ ͠wi̴ll̨ d͢ie he͞ w͠i̕l͞l͡ d͏i͢e ̸h͠e wi̵ll ̷die̛  e̸ ͠wi̴ll̨ d͢ie he͞ w͠i̕l͞l͡ d͏i͢e ̸h͠e wi̵ll ̷die̛  H̛Ȩ͘ ̸̕W̴̶͠I͞LL̨ DÍ̵͜E  H̛Ȩ͘ ̸̕W̴̶͠I͞LL̨ DÍ̵͜E  H̛Ȩ͘ ̸̕W̴̶͠I͞LL̨ DÍ̵͜E.

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H̸e̶̴͞ ̕͢w̷i͡l̶͠l҉̢͏ S̷̸UF͘͟F̛҉͟E̷̵͞R͜! Ḩ̴̛e ̸wi̶͜͝ĺ̨̡l͟҉́ ̕p͢a͏y̶ ̷a͞ th̷́͜o͏̀ų͜sa͝nḑ͠ ͜ti͡m̷̛es̛̀ ̧o̧̡v͠e͢r̨͟!͜ H҉͏e̛͘ ͠w̵͡il̴l̨͏͟ w̶̕r̷i̡th̡̢e͞ ̨̀͠a̷̶nd̢͢ ͝s͟c͟r̵͝ę̷͜á̴͟m̕ ͠a̛͡n͝d͏̡ ̶̡͏s͝p̛̀͢ȩnd̶̴͟ ̷C̛͏͢ÉN̡TUR̡IÉ͡S ̧́in ͝͞͡u͏̀nf̴̸̕a̡th̛͘oma̧͘b̶̀͡l͡͞e̛ ̴̴͏a͜ģ̵on҉̛͜y̴!̴ ̷̧ ̢͜T̶̛H̶͘I̴̢͞S ̕P̀͞L͏̛́A̴̢̧N̴E͞T̴͝ ̶͡͡W̛I͜͢͢L͘L ̢̢̛B̛E͞ H͏͡Í͘S͘ ͝G̷R̡̢̨A͢V̡̧É!̢͜

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T̬̘͔̹͚͒ͫ̈́ͦ̔H̱͍̼̝͎͆͗͐̎ͦ͋̒ͅĀ̭̌̿ͣ̾̂T͖͇̲̘͎̑̃̓̄ ̼̗͙̃́̃̋ͭ͊W̖͎̌ͨ̀ͅO̖̝̮̖͍̊R͚̹̖͕͛̒T̩͕͙̥ͪ̐̄̈́̓̑ͪH͔̬̝͉̟̻͔̋ͧ̇ͥͤ̌L̼͚͓̺͉ͯE̪̫̞͔̱͛͗Š̫̯̊ͬS͖ ͓̮͕C̩̗̳̖̩͒ͅU͙͕̰͍̪̬̣̐ͤR͔̹̺̪̦͉̊ͨ̿̑͋.̗̙͍ͣͧͦ̀́ͫ̇ ̜̱̜̻̒̃̍

̧H̵͟È̴͟ ͏̶ḐÀ͝R̵Ȩ̸͞S҉̴ ̛T҉̶O S̡͡TR̴IK̷̴E͜ ̀M̡E͠!͘͝͡?̢͞

[abyssal-merchant-blog]

You’re so predictable, Isyv. So laughably predictable. You shall find that I will be right about the Demonlord in the end, and I very much look forward to seeing the rest of his hopes be utterly crushed by his mistress.

Oh, and give the Demoness my regards. And congratulate her on finally getting what she wanted all those months ago. As I recall, she was especially spiteful towards Cronus. And now here he is, having been so thoroughly torn down.

Have a swell day in the void, my dearest Isyv! 

Being able to perceive the flaws of my Wards and treating them like toys to be broken are two very different things. Caring for them and coddling them are also quite separate things.

Perhaps. But that is the nature of love, and I will defend him until the ends of the multiverse if I must. Especially from the likes of you, who contribute to this supposed title of broken you insist on applying to anything that cannot turn some plastic corporate head like yourself a profit.

We shall see. I would not bet on it.

He is a person, not a tool. And since when have I ever taken your piss-poor advice.

#eldritcharistocrat

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You do so love to coddle your wards. It’s appalling, really. I daresay you are so busy tucking them in and reading bedtime stories that you do not perceive how flawed they are.

That idiot boy brought this all on himself! He knew this was coming. Knew it from the very start, but what did he do? He kept on the path that would lead him to sobbing into your shoulder like a worthless child. It’s ridiculous that defend him so fervently! 

But it matters little. I am satisfied knowing that there is nothing you or the Demoness will be able to do to help him. Offer whatever solace you like but he is broken, and will remain as such. 

You would be better off tossing him to the side like the detritus he is, Isyv. Shattered things make for such useless tools. 

Ah, yes, how could I forget. Glorified Void debris does not have the capacity for empathy. Not enough Brain Cells.

He has every right to be heartbroken, but by no standard but your own is he comparable to discarded China. May we simply consider it fortuitous that he had the good sight to come to me and not back to you, before this happened.

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eldritcharistocrat replied to your post:Stupid, stupid boy. That is what he gets for...

Someone’s quite bitter, I see. And also a mere 200 years old again, apparently.

I am far from bitter, my dear. But I am terribly amused! I haven’t had such a good laugh in an age. 

A whole lot of good your patronage does for him, hm? Your ward is as broken and useless as a bit of discarded china. 

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Stupid, stupid boy. That is what he gets for selling his heart to a mortal. 

He deserves every bit of that anguish.  He deserves it tenfold. 

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I can be quite welcoming, I assure you. But, sometimes, firm methods are required when a debtor refuses to pay what they owe. And I hardly ask for much in my contracts. Greed has gotten the better of many mortals, unfortunately.

Then I suggest a more welcoming business policy. You’re setting yourself up to be quite the loan shark.

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I only take from those who owe me. Or, in some cases, those who wrong me. But I’m no thief, nor am I some fiendish savage. 

I’m a businessman. Or a businessterror, if you will. And I always conduct myself as such. 

I’m just giving you the evidence of your actions. Its a very certain kind of impression, you know. That kind of attitude.

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What? I’m a fan of classical literature. 

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Perish the thought! I’m no thief. I only take what I’m rightfully owed through contractual obligation.Since you and I haven’t struck a bargain--nor do I intend to pursue one with you--you hardly need to be wary about me taking anything from you. 

Stealing is for the likes of lesser, less savvy terrors. 

I fare well, Roth. These past few days have been rather enlightening. The multi-universe system is rather exciting. But I must ask… is there anything you’re looking to “take” from me, Roth? I don’t take kindly to those to steal.

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I would claim that most do not. Most, perhaps, don’t care overmuch. 

But I’m quite unlike my fellow terrors, if I may be so bold. It’s been an unfathomable amount of time since I departed the company of the Circle and went about my own business. 

I digress, though. I shan’t bore you with ancient history. How do you fare, madame?

How interesting. I wasn’t aware that your kind sought out royal models, even after our kind of contract had been broken by circumstance.

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Well, I cannot speak for my fellow terrors, but I find your presence on this peculiar social site to be most intriguing. Besides, it’s been a long time, indeed, since I had the pleasure of talking with someone as refined as yourself. I was somewhat eager to seize the opportunity to start a conversation. Refined persons are woefully lacking in abundance these days, I daresay. 

Roth; how quaint. And how is it that I’m coming into contact with so many eldritch?

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It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I am Golkoroth, humble purveyor of goods both magical and mundane. Though you may call me Roth, if you’d prefer. 

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Another whisperer of ancient secrets, I see. Welcome.

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Thank you, thank you. I’m glad you enjoyed my rendition of that ballad, distorted as it was by time and space.

But I digress. Do you really have to look into this with such scrutiny? This is simply a genuine offer of tea and, perhaps, biscuits to go along with it. I’ve my reasons for wanting to work on my own, but I assure you, there is no ulterior motive to this. 

Fair enough, fair enough. I apologize, darling. 

Lovely singing voice, by the way. 

… Hm. Interesting. Very interesting, really. I can appreciate your insistence on adhering to some for of chivalry, in the least.  I still admit to being curious as to why you suddenly wish to be in my company after avoiding me for the past several millenia.

#eldritcharistocrat