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goes feral over how cocky the rat grinders and porter are feeling rn

they think they have the name (they dont), they think they can steal her domain (they can't), they think they've got the upperhand using fabian's house against them (he's his own darling man boy captain and he's crashed a pirate ship before)

they don't know they've been found out, they don't know the rat told the bad kids how they got their experience, they dont know adaine read porters mind, they dont know riz was in porter's office, they dont know whats at the bottom of the bottomless pit

#YALL YALL YALL #“if your enemies think they all have the pieces to win #let them #BRIAN MURPHY I SWEAR TO GOD #dimension 20 #fantasy high #naddpod #ba2umia spoilers #ba2umia

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“Kristen remember when we died?”

Oh my god why did it just now register to me that that’s like. Their first moment of really bonding with each other. They both died and realized how fucked up their perspective afterlives were, came back traumatized, and that’s like. Forever their first bonding moment as friends. Wild.

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You gotta hand it to Fig. All of the Bad Kids were given foils this season and they got to decide how much they wanted to engage with that part of the plot. Gorgug only interacted with Mary Ann in passing despite them both being on the Owlbears. Fabian noped out of chatting up Ivy once she crossed a line with Mazey. Riz was so busy that he truly had no time to engage with Kipperlilly even though she's obsessed with him. Kristen interacted a bit with Buddy but spent way more time verbally sparring with Kipperlilly. And Adaine was somewhat interested in Oisin but never overtly acted on it.

But Fig?

She's in Ruben's WALLS. She's in his DREAMS. She's faking her alter emo's death. She's got the Fantasy FBI after her. She's SO SO tiny. No one is doing it like Fig's doing it.

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also congratulations to riz for being The dragon killer of all time. kalvaxus and oisin's grandmother took that picture together thinking they were hot shit and little did they know centuries later they'd both get absolutely rocked by the same 4'4 goblin teenager with a briefcase and glasses. get fucked losers

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“Airitime Law” sounds like something Lord Squak Arivis would have come up with. The Lords of the Wing would have eaten that shit up. They’d be fucking delighted by a boat in Grandfather’s sky. Does the Green Hunter and the Jeremy Renner movie of it exist in Fantasy High? I must know

#yes yes yes #airitime law is so Squak #also he’d say it was named after him #1000%

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MAYBE I DONT WANT TO BE HER FUCKING SISTER

#yeah. yeah. YEAH #YEAH #naddpod #eldermourne #eldermourne spoilers

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“what are you, like four different dogs? 🤨”

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Imagine being Oisin and having all your remaining relatives giving you the stink eye at Fantasy Thanksgiving because you got an entire branch of the dragon family tree murdered by a handful of teenagers while trying to play mastermind.

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winning the idgaf war (against uni) (this is not good)

#I have one final paper left & im done forever…. #I have written 20 words of it

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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight (see also)

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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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PSA: Don't use Open Office

I keep seeing people recommending Open Office as an alternative to Word, and uh... look, it is, technically, an open source alternative to Word. And it can do a lot of what Word can, genuinely! But it is also an abandoned project that hasn't been updated in nine years, and there's an active fork of it which is still receiving updates, and that fork is called LibreOffice, and it's fantastic.

Seriously, if you think that your choices are either "grit your teeth and pay Microsoft for a subscription" or "support free software but have a kind of subpar office suite experience", I guarantee that it's because you're working with outdated information, or outdated software. Most people I know who have used the latest version of LibreOffice prefer it to Word. I even know a handful of people who prefer it to Scrivener.

Open Office was the original project, and so it has the most name recognition, and as far as I can tell, that's really the only reason people are still recommending it. It's kind of like if people were saying "hey, the iPhone 14 isn't your only smart phone option!" but then were only ever recommending the Samsung Galaxy S5 as an alternative. LibreOffice is literally a version of the same exact program as Open Office that's just newer and better – please don't get locked into using a worse tool just because the updated version of the program has a different name!

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Joe Biden would rather risk full on war than stop genocide.

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Hey guys, recently got my discord hacked and while I wait for support to recover my account I figured I put a little PSA out there:

If you get an invite to play a game called "Return Galaxy", it is a token grabber!

Please report the site as malware!

This is the site, as long as you do not download or run the game you are fine. But report this so it cannot spread!

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