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Went to an INK concert and one of the songs was Jaws themed. A guy in a blowup shark costume came on stage and everyone was chanting fuck this shark so I had to draw it

#ice nine kills #INK #Fuck This Shark #Fuck That Shark

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My Yautja OC designed by @rotten-carcass

They did the two good pieces. This was my first attempt at him 😭 Still doesn't have a name yet though

#yautja #yautja oc #original character #i cant get over how pretty he is #rotten carcass went off with him and i cant get over how well they did

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What would be the reaction of the Slashers reacting to the reader who gained a little weight? And that now she is trying to lose these extra weight.

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Slasher HCs || S/O Gains Weight Then Tries To Lose It

Jason Voorhees

He doesn't notice much. He mostly just stares at your face anyways.

If you're upset about gaining weight, he'll notice and reassure you that it's okay. You're beautiful no matter what.

When you start working out to lose the weight you gained, he offers to take you on walks or to jog around the camp. Though he has to be able to see you at all times.

He'll praise you for your hard work with headpats and gentle mask boops.

Michael Myers

He'll notice immediately and point it out. He's mean like that.

He'll start hiding any fattening foods or candy stashes from you.

He knows when you start working out to lose the weight. He's always watching so he knows everything.

Sometimes he'll dress in different attire and chase you around the house just to keep you active. And possibly give you a mini heart attack.

Harry Warden

He doesn't mind it at all. He enjoys the squish and how comfy you are to hold.

Though he won't hesitate to help you exercise or eat healthier if you ask. He'll even get you a gas mask and teach you the layout of the mines so you can walk or jog through them.

He prefers that you try to stay in his view as much as possible, but he'll let you go out to the gym if you prefer.

The Other

He notices after you start seeming down about it.

That being said, he already has a mini gym in his basement so that he can keep in shape so he'll let you down there if you want to work out.

He'll spot you and be your personal trainer if you ask. But he'll be strict with a routine and diet so be prepared.

Super proud of you when you meet your goal.

Vincent Sinclair

He actually prefers the little extra weight. To him it makes you look like the statues of the greek goddesses. His little Aphrodite.

He won't notice when you try losing the weight unless he sees you all sweaty but at first he'll think it's cause of the heat in his workshop.

If you ask him for help, he'll pout a bit but he will agree. Just tell him what he needs to do to help and he'll do it.

He's proud of how hard you work towards your goal.

Bo Sinclair

He'll notice pretty quick and make snide remarks in his normal asshole joking way, not really meaning anything by it.

If you start disappearing for hours at a time he'll start to think you're trying to leave and follow you.

Once he sees you're trying to lose the weight you had gained he'll actually pout a bit and wrap his arms around you, saying small apologies about his jokes and that he actually likes the extra weight.

He'll love you no matter what though. A little extra weight doesn't truly bother him.

Lester Sinclair

He doesn't notice. Absolutely oblivious. He's paying more attention to your beautiful face.

When he sees you working to lose weight he'll be confused but once you explain he'll encourage you.

He thinks a little extra weight is just more to love so he doesn't mind either way but he supports whatever you want to do.

He'll bring you drinks and meals while you work out to keep you energized and cheer you on.

Thomas Hewitt

He isn't skinny himself so he doesn't really see why it matters to you.

He'll bring you meals and drinks and help you with certain work out routines if you need help but he'll also be a massive distraction.

He'll get distracted by how beautiful you are and want to cuddle or kiss you. Good look going through with it.

Bubba Sawyer

Doesn't notice. Nor does he understand why you are doing extra around the house and outside so he'll offer to take work off you, confused when you decline.

After you explain the situation about gaining weight and trying to lose it, he'll look at himself and get a bit insecure.

Once you reassure him you love him how he is, he'll do the same but you'll work out an exercise plan together.

Will give you massages afterwards to help with the soreness.

Eddie Gluskin

He notices the moment the wedding dress seems a bit too tight on you.

He'll complain about resizing it a bunch. That is until he finds you exercising and working on losing the weight.

He'll be proud but he'll also be a bit upset at himself, thinking he hurt your feelings. He'll say sorry and say it's not actually a problem but if you want to continue, he'll assist.

He'll play a game of hide and seek with you where he chases you throughout the hospital as a exercise routine.

Be warned, if he catches you he will "punish" you for being too slow.

Solomon Goode

He notices but doesn't say anything. He admires you no matter what. You are gorgeous to him.

If he catches you doing extra work he'll get upset, worried you are going to get hurt. He wants you to leave the hard work for him.

Though if the extra weight truly is a bother and you are intent on losing it, he'll help you how he can but be very protective of you no matter what.

He'll make you nice meals to help you keep your energy and pamper you as he always does.

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Will be updating this through the next couple of days! Part of the reason I've been gone is because I lose interest in wroting for one thing for long periods of time so I'm adding some variety. It will be a very long list and i will be adding a "request form"! -🌿

Requests are; Closed

I will do requests for;

Slashers:

Jason Voorhees ; Friday the 13th {pt2-pt10}

Michael Myers ; Halloween {OG-RZ}

The Other ; Hell Fest

Harry Warden ; My Bloody Valentine

Vincent Sinclair ; House of Wax

Bo Sinclair ; House of Wax

Lester Sinclair ; House of Wax

Bubba Sawyer ; Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Thomas Hewitt ; Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Solomon Goode ; Fear Street

Brahms Heelshire ; The Boy

Eddie Gluskin ; Outlast: Whistleblower

The Executioner ; Slasher {Cam Henry & Tom Winston}

Destiny:

Cayde-6 ; Destiny/Destiny 2

Saint-14 ; Destiny 2

Mithrax ; Destiny 2

Uldren Sov/Crow ; Destiny/Destiny 2

Xûr ; Destiny/Destiny 2

Andal Brask ; Destiny Lore

Shin Malphur ; Destiny Lore

Variks ; Destiny/Destiny 2

Banshee-44 ; Destiny/Destiny 2

Ada-1 ; Destiny 2

Eris Morn ; Destiny/Destiny 2

Felwinter ; Destiny Lore

Rasputin ; Destiny 2

Lord Shaxx ; Destiny/Destiny 2

Shiro-4 ; Destiny

Spider ; Destiny 2

The Drifter ; Destiny 2

The Speaker ; Destiny

Dragon Age:

Alistair ; Dragon Age: Origins/Dragon Age 2/Dragon Age: Inquisition

Otto Alrik ; Dragon Age: Origins

Anders: Dragon Age: Origins/Dragon Age 2

Zevran Arainai ; Dragon Age: Origins/Dragon Age: Inquisition

Aveline ; Dragon Age 2

Blackwall ; Dragon Age: Inquisition

Cole ; Dragon Age: Inquisition

Fenris ; Dragon Age 2/Dragon Age: Inquisition

Lace Harding ; Dragon Age: Inquisition

Hawke ; Dragon Age 2/Dragon Age: Inquisition

Iron Bull ; Dragon Age: Inquisition

Mass Effect: WIP

Star Wars: WIP

!More to be Added!

I will do N//SFW and SFW. One-shots, headcannons, etc.

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My blog blew up just cause I posted the heights for the slashers. Wtf 😂 -🌿

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I have a thought I am going to start sharing with the slasher community. I want your honest opinion. I honestly believe Bubba is intellectually disabled. That’s why I hate people writing smut for him. It is harder for intellectually disabled people to understand the concept of consent much less give it. I have intellectually disabled family member which probably why I feel so strongly about it. What’re your thoughts?

I understand that thought process given how Bubba acts though at the same time he wasn't raised all that well. I believe he's only as intelligent as he was taught to be if that makes sense. I think he may be on the autism spectrum but a decently high functioning one. Plus Bubba in canon had a daughter. -🌿

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Ughhhhh are you gonna come back orrrr

I am! I'm so sorry. I work Sun-Wed doing 10 and half hour shifts and I just got put into a bigger role so I work during my breaks which is when I'd write. My weekends have been hectic lately as well. Between spending time with my boyfriend and chores I've had very little time. I'll be back and write again. I just don't know exactly when. I have about 11 drafts that need touch ups and whatnot but I'll get there. Just be patient with me. -🌿

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Come get this dick-fil-a

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Hii, you wrote slashers and s/o with big boobs, but what about the opposite? S/o with small boobs who is insecure about that and feels less like a woman?

Btw I love your writing and your headcanons. They make my day ♥

I myself have pretty tiny boobs soooo- also I got this request twice kinda so I hope you guys dont mind me putting them into one ❤ Also super happy you like my stuff!!

P.S. I got half way through this and had to start over cause Tumblr deleted my progress 🙃

Slasher HCs || S/O W/ Small Breasts

Warnings: N//SFW

Jason Voorhees

He loves you no matter what. Honestly he loves how small they are. They easily fit in his hands, making it easier to touch all of you in a shorter amount of time.

If he sees you're down about them, he'll wrap his arms around your waist and pick you up gently. He'll then proceed to cover them in kisses.

He can't speak so he often uses his hands or mouth to praise them in other ways.

Loves running his thumb over your nipple to watch the small bud harden from his touch.

When you're intimate with him he makes sure to give them lots of attention. He prefers using his hands, loving how soft they are.

He's always loved them so he'll always continue to touch them and whatnot.

Michael Myers

He's fairly indifferent about them. He prefers was anyways.

Doesn't really compliment them or pay much attention to them the first time you two are intimate.

He doesn't notice how you feel for a while but when he finds you criticizing them though, it's fair game.

Will start coming up behind you, running his hands up your sides and to your breasts to engulf them in his large hands and gently squeeze.

He loves messing with them, that includes lightly pinching them. But he loves using his mouth on the more. Beware, he will nip and bite just hard enough to get a reaction from you.

Even after he's convinced you they are perfect, he'll continue touching them abd whatnot cause he'll have realized how much he likes them on you.

Brahms Heelshire

He's a manchild. And it shows. He definitely prefers bigger but he's alright with small breasts too.

100% has an oral fixation. Meaning he'll suck on them a lot. Whether he's partially laying on your lap or if you're on his lap stradling him, he's gonna have his mouth on them.

He'll say something about wishing they were bigger, not thinking about how it would make you feel.

If you start wearing sweaters more often or staring into mirrors longer, silently judging yourself, he'll start to take notice.

He'll start to grope them more and give them more attention while whispering how much he loves them.

He's an ass sometimes. But he loves you and your body. He'll make sure you know it too.

The Other

He's not home often and when he is, he spends a lot of time with his daughter but the moment its just you two, he's immediately walking towards you like a predator stalking it's prey.

He doesn't care about your boob size at all or if you have a nice ads. He just loves you.

When you cuddle, he'll always have a hand under your shirt. Either resting on your tummy or one of your breasts. Usually the latter.

If he sees how much you resent them, he'll show his love for them and your vidy in general by getting you lingerie.

The moment he sees you in it, you're getting thrown on the bed and getting the best night of your life.

Prepare to always be worshipped.

Vincent Sinclair

He loves them. No matter what, you are his muse. His inspiration.

He loves putting his hands on your sides and gently running his thumbs underneath them, against your ribs. Almost like he's sculpting a masterpiece.

He adores that they are small because he can pull your body even closer to his. He loves feeling all of you.

He prefers using his hands on them but he will gladly suckle on them as well. He's a bit shy though so you'll have to tell him you want it.

Absolutely hates that you feel badly about habing small boobs. So, he'll make countless sculptures, paintings, and drawings of you. He'll have so many things of just you that it feels as though he knows your body better than yourself.

Bo Sinclair

Another ass man but a nice set tits is great too. And that includes yours.

He enjoys them. How soft they are especially. His hands are very rough from doing mechanic work on the side so he enjoys the difference in softness.

If you say anything bad about them or judge them, he'll sit you on his lap and suckle them until you're writhing on top of him from sensitivity.

Not afraid to grope you in front of others or slide his hand under your shirt. Your his and he'll make that known real quick.

Loves to leave bitemarks and bruises on them to show you how much he likes them and how much he fully claims them and you.

Lester Sinclair

He likes boobs in general. Small or not. He just really likes the soft mounds.

Loves the feeling of your soft, squishy flesh under his hands and your hardened nipple brushing against his palm.

Gets super wide-eyed and excited if you wear lingerie that lets your breasts hang out. He'll sit there in awe until you get on his lap.

The moment you're on him, he's on you. Licking and nipping them softly, his hands gently groping and squeezing.

His heaven is either his head between your legs or against your breasts so expect him in either place at least once a night.

Solomon Goode

He worships every bit of you. You are his love after all and he would do anything to make you happy.

He enjoys the fact he can hold you close to his chest without large breasts in the way.

Enjoys teasing you every so often when in passing or not busy with work around the house or garden.

Seeing you topless makes his throat go dry and he begins hesitantly walking to you. You'll have to give him the okay to touch you but once you do, his mouth is attached to one of your nipples. His hand moving to rub the other.

He loves your softness and the smell of flowers that seems to surround you without your knowing. Being so close to you and tasting you is intoxicating to him.

Will always compliment them when he gets a good view. He'll never let you feel down about yourself. And if someone does something to make you feel that way, oops. Where'd they go?

Harry Warden

He's so happy anytime he can touch them. For a while though he won't take his gloves off, afraid you'll find him repulsive.

Though once he does and he feels the soft flesh for the first time, he'll never want to let go.

He loves the small mounds almost as much as he hates Valentine's Day. Between the softness of your flesh and the way your nipples harden at his touch, he's completely addicted to them.

Enjoys covering them in kisses while he praises you and compliments you. You're his precious lover after all.

Expect him to compliment them every time he sees you once he realizes you think they aren't perfect. They are gorgeous. Just like you.

Bubba Sawyer

Absolutely loves them. He couldn't even mildly dislike anything about you. You're perfect in his eyes. He'll even make you sundresses that show them off perfectly.

Though be careful when wearing said sundress because he'll get distracted by you really quick, causing him to forget about his work.

When laying in bed he'll always have a hand on one of your breasts subconsciously. Not even on purpose most times, he just wants to hold you.

Definitely another with an oral fixation. He enjoys gently playing with your hardened nipples with his tongue when in a more intimate moment.

Won't publicly do anything like groping because he's a good boy but will attempt to compliment you. You'll know what he's trying to say when he does.

Thomas Hewitt

Very handsy with you once your relationship starts to take off. Your breasts being something that fascinates him despite the size.

When you two are cuddled up in bed he will lightly run his fingertips over them to watch the goosebumps form and your nipples harden.

His favorite thing to do is grab your sides and use his thumbs to rub the little nubs. His eyes will wonder from your breasts to your face, wanting to catch the faces you make.

After a while he'll attach his mouth to one, his eyes never leaving your face. He adores how much pleasure he can give you from something so small.

His opinion when you bring up how you feel about them is "Good things come in small packages."

Eddie Gluskin

Well you already have a one up on his exes. They didn't even have anything at all. Barely even mosquito bites.

He'll run his fingertips over the mounds, lightly pressing down to see the small squish it makes.

You're his perfect bride. His Darling. So different from the whores he was with before. Your body is something else to him.

The mounds may be small but boy does he praise them and cover them in affection.

If you ask, he'd be happy to add an modifications to your wedding dress to make you feel better about them.

Though he'll need to do a lot of... Researching... To make sure he gets the measurements right.

#bo sinclair x reader #brahms heelshire #bubba sawyer x reader #jason voorhees #harry warden #jason voorhees x reader #michael myers #lester sinclair #michael myers x reader #slasher x reader #slasher x reader smut #slasher headcanons #bubba sawyer x reader smut #bo sinclair #vincent sinclair x reader #jason voorhees x reader smut #vincent sinclair #vincent sinclair x reader smut #solomon goode #solomon goode x reader #solomon goode x reader smut #eddie gluskin #eddie gluskin x reader #eddie gluskin x reader smut #the other x reader #thomas hewitt x reader #thomas hewitt x reader smut #thomas hewitt #bubba sawyer #lester sinclair x reader

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I promise I'm working on it! I'm just a bit slow as of late 💀

Okay- I have 1 day off this week. I'll be posting at least 3 requests to make up for being gone! I'm sorry for the wait. I work four 10hr night shifts and picked up 12hr and 5hr overtime shifts this weekend. I'll try to post 3 today and 1 or 2 tomorrow after my half shift. --🌿

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Ha... I just wrote.. So much... And tumblr screwed me... Now i have to rewrite all of it. Imma cry.

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Okay- I have 1 day off this week. I'll be posting at least 3 requests to make up for being gone! I'm sorry for the wait. I work four 10hr night shifts and picked up 12hr and 5hr overtime shifts this weekend. I'll try to post 3 today and 1 or 2 tomorrow after my half shift. --🌿

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Posts will be slow, my work week started and I work 10 1/2hr shifts

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//to those of you who have requested so far, please be patient. I have 11 requests and i'll be trying to do one every day but i promise i will get to it!! 💕💕

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Can you do headcannons for Bubba with a s/o who sings? 💕

I can always try!

Bubba Sawyer HCs || S/O Who Sings

He loves hearing you sing at any time. It makes him get butterflies in his stomach.

Sometimes he'll catch you singing while you're doing chores and he'll stop in his tracks to listen, forgetting what he was originally doing.

Loves if you sing to him softly when you two are laying in bed, your hand running through his hair and his head on your chest.

If you learn new songs or ones he really likes, he'll always happily compliment you. Not that you can understand him well but you understand what he's getting at.

He rarely if ever gets angry but if you start singing to him, he'll calm down really quick. Your voice soothes him.

Might try to convince you to sing in front of the others. Everyone will be shocked at first but Chop Top and Nubbins start cheering not long after. Drayton acts annoyed and assholeish but he actually enjoyed the song.

You might have to start singing in front of them more often.

#slashers x reader #slasher imagines #slasher x you #bubba sawyer x reader #bubba sawyer

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//How did I go from 5 followers to 58 in a week?!

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Requests are; Closed

I will do requests for;

Slashers:

Jason Voorhees ; Friday the 13th {pt2-pt10}

Michael Myers ; Halloween {OG-RZ}

The Other ; Hell Fest

Harry Warden ; My Bloody Valentine

Vincent Sinclair ; House of Wax

Bo Sinclair ; House of Wax

Lester Sinclair ; House of Wax

Bubba Sawyer ; Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Thomas Hewitt ; Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Solomon Goode ; Fear Street

Brahms Heelshire ; The Boy

Eddie Gluskin ; Outlast: Whistleblower

The Executioner ; Slasher {Cam Henry & Tom Winston}

Destiny:

Cayde-6 ; Destiny/Destiny 2

Saint-14 ; Destiny 2

Mithrax ; Destiny 2

Uldren Sov/Crow ; Destiny/Destiny 2

Xûr ; Destiny/Destiny 2

Andal Brask ; Destiny Lore

Shin Malphur ; Destiny Lore

Variks ; Destiny/Destiny 2

Banshee-44 ; Destiny/Destiny 2

Ada-1 ; Destiny 2

Eris Morn ; Destiny/Destiny 2

Felwinter ; Destiny Lore

Rasputin ; Destiny 2

Lord Shaxx ; Destiny/Destiny 2

Shiro-4 ; Destiny

Spider ; Destiny 2

The Drifter ; Destiny 2

The Speaker ; Destiny

Dragon Age:

Alistair ; Dragon Age: Origins/Dragon Age 2/Dragon Age: Inquisition

Otto Alrik ; Dragon Age: Origins

Anders: Dragon Age: Origins/Dragon Age 2

Zevran Arainai ; Dragon Age: Origins/Dragon Age: Inquisition

Aveline ; Dragon Age 2

Blackwall ; Dragon Age: Inquisition

Cole ; Dragon Age: Inquisition

Fenris ; Dragon Age 2/Dragon Age: Inquisition

Lace Harding ; Dragon Age: Inquisition

Hawke ; Dragon Age 2/Dragon Age: Inquisition

Iron Bull ; Dragon Age: Inquisition

Cullen Rutherford ; Dragon Age: Origins/Dragon Age 2/Dragon Age: Inquisition

Merrill ; Dragon Age 2

Morrigan ; Dragon Age: Origins/Dragon Age: Inquisition

Mass Effect:

Garrus Vakarian ; Mass Effect/Mass Effect 2/Mass Effect 3

Tali'Zorah ; Mass Effect/Mass Effect 2/Mass Effect 3

Mordin Solus ; Mass Effect 2/Mass Effect 3

Jeff "Joker" Moreau ; Mass Effect/Mass Effect 2/Mass Effect 3

Liara T'Soni ; Mass Effect/Mass Effect 2/Mass Effect 3

Jack ; Mass Effect 2/Mass Effect 3

Thane Krios ; Mass Effect 2/Mass Effect 3

Samara ; Mass Effect 2/Mass Effect 3

Morinth ; Mass Effect 2

James Vega ; Mass Effect 3

Javik ; Mass Effect 3

Cora Harper ; Mass Effect: Andromeda

Vetra Nyx ; Mass Effect: Andromeda

Pelessaria "Peebee" B'Sayle ; Mass Effect: Andromeda

Nakmor Drack ; Mass Effect: Andromeda

Jaal Ama Darav ; Mass Effect: Andromeda

Saren Arterius ; Mass Effect

Aria T'Loak ; Mass Effect 2/Mass Effect 3

Kal'Reegar ; Mass Effect 2/Mass Effect 3

Nyreen Kandros ; Mass Effect 3

Lexi T'Perro ; Mass Effect: Andromeda

Kallo Jath ; Mass Effect: Andromeda

Suvi Anwar ; Mass Effect: Andromeda

Tiran Kandros ; Mass Effect: Andromeda

Star Wars:

Qui-Gon Jinn ; Star Wars

Obi-Wan Kenobi ; Star Wars

Fennec Shand ; The Mandalorian

Din Djarin ; The Mandalorian

Boba Fett ; Star Wars/The Mandalorian

Rainbow 6 Siege:

Håvard "Ace" Haugland

Dominic "Bandit" Brunsmeier

Elias "Blitz" Kötz

Sébastien "Buck" Côté

Gustave "Doc" Kateb

Lera "Finka" Melnikova

Shuhrat "Fuze" Kessikbayev

Timur "Glaz" Glazkov

Ryad "Jackal" Ramírez Al-Hassar

Marius "Jäger" Streicher

Maxim "Kapkan" Basuda

Liu "Lesion" Tze Long

Olivier "Lion" Flament

Erik "Maverick" Thorn

Gilles "Montagne" Touré

Mark "Mute" R. Chandar

Karina "Nøkk" Gaarddhøje

Julien "Rook" Nizan

Seamus "Sledge" Cowden

James "Smoke" Porter

Alexsandr "Tachanka" Senaviev

Mike "Thatcher" Baker

Jordan "Thermite" Trace

Chul "Vigil" Kyung Hwa

Dark Souls:

Solaire of Astora ; Dark Souls

Patches ; Dark Souls/Dark Souls III/Dark Souls III

Black Iron Tarkus ; Dark Souls

Artorias, the Abysswalker ; Dark Souls

Alva, Seeker of the Spurned ; Dark Souls II/Dark Souls III

Anri of Astora ; Dark Souls III

Eygon of Carim ; Dark Souls III

Irina of Carim ; Dark Souls III

Greirat of the Undead Settlement ; Dark Souls III

Orbeck of Vinheim ; Dark Souls III

Crossbreed Priscilla ; Dark Souls

Havel the Rock ; Dark Souls/Dark Souls III

Siegward of Catarina ; Dark Souls III

Horace the Hushed ; Dark Souls III

Sir Vilhelm ; Dark Souls III

Ringfinger Leonhard ; Dark Souls III

Knight Slayer Tsorig ; Dark Souls II

Sellsword Luet ; Dark Souls II

Far Cry 5/New Dawn:

Faith Seed

Jacob Seed

John Seed

Joseph Seed

Staci Pratt

Sharky Boshaw

The Judge

Thomas Rush

Skyrim: WIP

Apex Legends: WIP

Borderlands: WIP

Dead By Daylight: WIP

Halo: WIP

Mortal Kombat: WIP

For Honor: WIP

!More to be Added!

I will do N//SFW and SFW. One-shots, headcannons, etc.

#slashers x reader #destiny x reader #dragon age x reader #mass effect x reader #star wars x reader #R6S x reader #dark souls x reader #far cry x reader #skyrim x reader #apex legends x reader #borderlands x reader #dead by daylight x reader #halo x reader #mortal kombat x reader #for honor x reader