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I should probably fire up the scanner and complete this project.

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Outdoor Entertaining R-27: Sparkling Pineaple

The lack of strong brown tropical liquor in the punch makes it a failure.

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Outdoor Entertaining R-26: Apples Alfresco

Red hots and pineapple for the filling? Not so sure about that. Also, just fuck off with “Low Calorie Whipped Topping”. Whipped Cream or gtfo

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Outdoor Entertaining R-25: Vegetables Roasted in Coals

Can’t say enough about those oven mitts!

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Outdoor Entertaining R-24: Party Potatoes

Party Potatoes. When you really wanna party, remember the potatoes!

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Outdoor Entertaining R-23: Stuffed Peppers in Foil

Better than stuffed peppers with foil, I guess

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Outdoor Entertaining R-22: Ways with Eggplant

Betty’s Original Series, “Ways with . . . “ continues.

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Outdoor Entertaining R-21: Limed Fish Fillets

Fish with Spoonlight Coating

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Outdoor Entertaining R-20: Fabulous Fish in Foil

Good use of sherry. Lots of sherry in a sauce always tastes like the 70s.

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Outdoor Entertaining R-19: Barbecued Stuffed Fish

I have nothing snarky to say about this.

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Outdoor Entertaining R-18: Ways with Turkey

Frozen tubular turkey is the best tubular turkey

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Outdoor Entertaining R-17: Game Hens on a Spit

They’re new!

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Outdoor Entertaining R-16: Mexican Chicken Legs

No cumin? Yeah, that’s Fridley Mexican.

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Outdoor Entertaining R-15: Chicken in Foil

In a triumph of 1970s Minnesota Food Science, Betty Crocker has created  - 

Hot Dish On The Grill!

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Outdoor Entertaining R-14: Fun with Franks

Broke: plain ol’ hotdogs

Woke: hot dogs wrapped in bacon

Bespoke: hotdogs stuffed with peanut butter and wrapped in bacon

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Outdoor Entertaining R-13: Spunky Shoulder Slices

Spunky! Salt ‘n Pepper butt plugs if you’re feeling extra-spunky!

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Outdoor Entertaining R-12: Barbecued Country-Style Ribs

Boiling your ribs is peak 1970s Minnesota cuisine.

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