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I really dont like anybody knowing anything about me
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Castle Ashby, Northamptonshire, England | haarkon_
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i am a big fan of being in bed.
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babe can you not text me in that tone i’m extremely paranoid
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using the wrong password and still being asked if i want to save it is like the most insulting thing. little wrong password baby do you wanna save your goddamn wrong password for all of eternity. you stupid idiot
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hey im brewing a potion of tastes bad and fucking kills you, anyone want some?
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This is what happens when I talk to my cats through the camera my family has set up on them
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spilling a drink is one of the deepest pains imaginable. the loss of delicious liquids. the knowledge your adult ass needs a little no-spill baby sippy cup. now you have to clean instead of enjoy your delicious beverage and pray that the ants dont discover youre a god damn fool
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