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it’s ok bro u can objectify me a lil bit...i sorta like it bro

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mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

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Update

I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy :( Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.

To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails. 

Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it. 

Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*

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i'm sure people have sent you the answer 293 times already too but just in case, the water texture is a default photo filter on the tumblr photo editor!

WE HAVE A PHOTO EDITOR?

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This is how some of yall will end up if you keep liking and reblogging my posts

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Wait this is funny

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*cums in your mouth and then kisses you*

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Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

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favorite sex toy?

nerdy men with thick cocks

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been repeating this in my head all day

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yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

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Wait you’re a white guy named Brian who is into pup play omg it’s just like family guy

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Boat owners moving a large floating island out of the way on Wisconsin's Lake Chippewa https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1752933191344615440

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I wanted to see what my hole looks like when I fart so I positioned myself in front a mirror and let it rip and WOW I didn’t know it could bark like that!