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i think there is something truly refreshing about even the subtle aspects of lucy's character development.

a female character who was indoctrinated to internalize reproduction as her purpose but whose curious heart longed for something else even if she never allowed herself to pay any mind to those cracks in her psyche, mustering up the courage and setting herself free by leaving vault 33 when vault 33 needed its' people to reproduce the most.

consciously, she was going into danger to save her father. but subconsciously, she was motivated by curiosity for a different life and purpose. the whole thing was like a destined excuse for a journey of self-discovery.

she went from probably not realizing herself why she struggled to force a smile when stephanie mentioned motherhood, to being horrified and enraged when she thought vault 4 was using women as the breeding machines, and then she found out that every vault was actually using every women as just that, stripping them off of their bodily autonomy and choice.

i just think there is something liberating about this whole line of character development, even if it's presented in a very subtle way.

can't wait to see how her journey with cooper changes her. tbh, one of the reasons why i like lucy x cooper as a ship is bc lucy won't get pregnant by the ghoul, and it's another reason why their potential romantic dynamic would feel special.

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As much as I enjoy VaultGhoul as a fun little ship, I’m more willing to bet that Cooper Howard will be canonically placed - kicking and screaming - into a parental role over Lucy.

He’s already got the whole “let me show you how to REALLY survive” shtick going, and now with Lucy’s bio dad being revealed as a massive corporate vault-tec turd, the position has been left wide open.

He will hate it. He will hate it sooooo much when he realizes he actually gives a shit about this no-survival-instincts/peace-on-earth-loving-vault girl and he is going to parent the SHIT out of her because Cooper T Howard does NOT do shit half-assed.

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The most annoying people ever: DNI if you ship Lucy with the ghoul. that’s immoral. How could you like that Bad Man? 😭

Lynda Carter:

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Watching people say ‘oh Lucy is like 20 you can’t ship her with the ghoul’ girl. Girl. Let her have this, it’s a nuclear wasteland and she used to fuck her cousin. Let her have the old man. She’ll be fine. My source is I’m 22 and I wanna fuck the ghoul so bad it makes me look stupid. I would not feel abused if he wanted to fuck me in return.

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I am obsessed with Walton Goggins posting every single thirst article about The Ghoul on his personal instagram story. He is so happy we want him so bad

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Darcy Lewis (Thor movies)

Shane Madej (Buzzfeed Unsolved)

Kate Bishop (Hawkeye)

Max (2 Broke Girls)

@starry-eyedblog @ANYONE ELSE MY BRAIN IS BLANK

TAG GAME: two fictional characters that make you go "omg it's me!"

randy meeks (scream)

charlie walker (scream 4)

tagging: @taintandviolent @fear-is-truth @am3ricanh0rrorwh0re @marchsfreakshow @slutforgarlogan @slvt4jamesmarch @lacucarachapisser

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NSFW Size Difference HCs with Simon

F!Reader, Part 2, SFW version

“It’s too big” girlfriend 🤝 “I’ll make it fit” boyfriend

Seriously, there’s no such thing as a quickie with this man. Before you have sex, he always has to stretch you out either with a toy or a couple of those thick fingers of his

Speaking of which, you’ve become well acquainted with the taste of his fingers from how many times he’s gagged you with them as he’s fucked you when you have guests over

Oftentimes, he doesn’t even verbally tell you when he’s horny. He’ll just walk up behind you and press his hard cock against your lower back (he calls it “show, don’t tell”)

He’s always teasing you about how small your hands are in comparison to his, especially how you can’t even make your fingers touch as they circle his thick dick :(

Sometimes when he’s going down on you, you think your hips are actually going to dislocate from how far you have to spread them to accommodate for his shoulders

Before he pushes into you, he loves to lay his cock against your stomach and measure how deep inside you he’s going to reach (hint: it’s deep)

Not only is Simon big but he’s strong, meaning one of his favorite positions to fuck you is hoisting you in the air and bouncing you on him

Missionary/mating press can be dangerous because there’s a genuine risk of you getting smothered by his massive chest :(

In a similar vein, good luck trying to kiss this man while you’re having sex because your mouths are nowhere near each other regardless of your position

On more than one occasion, you’ve had to lie to your coworkers/family about the reason you lost your voice. It’s not because you’re sick like you’d said, but rather because your boyfriend had battered the back of your throat with his dick the night before

Truly, there’s no prettier sight in the world to Simon than when you’re lying beneath him, your hands clawing at the bedsheets, little tears sliding down your cheeks as his big cock stretches your pussy open 🥰

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Suck It And See @ Forest Hills Stadium, NYC (september 8, 2023) [x]

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Toxic ex boyfriend Ghost breaks into your house and waits for you to get home from your date. God forbid you ever bring them home when he’s there, he’ll fuck you with his hand wrapped around your throat, their blood coating his busted up knuckles

Toxic ex boyfriend Soap likes to make fake dating profiles, just to match with you and lead you on under fake alias’. He arranges a cinema date, telling you he’s running late and that he’ll meet you inside. And of course he acts surprised when you go to smack him in the face in the middle of the screening room, but it doesn’t stop your legs from spreading and allowing him to slip three of his fingers in you, hidden under your coat, once you’ve calmed down

Toxic ex boyfriend Price comes up to you and your date, and introduces himself as the only man who can make you come with his mouth. He can’t help but smirk when you turn up at his door later that evening scowling, but no less wet than when he spoke those works earlier on

Toxic ex boyfriend Gaz does illegal background searches against your dates, just to find even a slither of negative information he can use to blackmail them to leave you alone. And when you light up his phone, all sad and needy because you’ve been ghosted, again, begging for him to help you get off, he’s grinning like a Cheshire Cat

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If there's one thing that Simon loves about coming home from deployment, it's being able to absolutely spoil his girlfriend rotten. There's nothing quite like coming home with a pay check lining his pockets, and a sweet little bird chirping to him about the newest lipgloss, lingerie set or outfit she's seen online, trying to be subtle in the way she asks him to buy it.

Who's he to say no? Honestly, so long as he can follow her dutifully around Sephora, carrying her little basket and getting a good look at her ass, he really can't complain. Equally, he's more than fine with being a walking lipstick tester, making sure all of her chosen products are as transfer proof as the packaging claims them to be.

Admittedly, he does have to steer her away from the pet store, following a series of bunny related incidents which don't get brought up anymore. Thankfully, the Le Creuset store is only a couple of shops down, and have just restocked the pink, heart shaped Dutch oven she's been pining for, but absolutely cannot justify spending two hundred and something pounds on. He can though. He'll let money trickle through his fingers like sand so long as it means seeing her happy.

Lucky for him, she just has to express her gratitude for him buying her all of those lovely things. Said gratitude obviously expressed in bounding out into their bedroom as he sits reading the news in bed, wearing nothing but some little lace and silk teddy, which he can't wait to sink his teeth into.

a little something to apologise for my absence 🤭

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Simon sets you on your feet again, his voice husky with emotion.

"Do you have any idea what you do to me, sweetheart?"

You shake your head as you pull him down to kiss you, whispering against his lips.

"No...tell me."

He tucks his fingertips under your left breast, lifting the swell of it it just so, his thumb sweeping over the nipple.  A smile flirts at the corners of his lips as he watches both nipples harden under the mere carress of one.

"You make me feel emotions I thought I left behind in my youth.  Hope, for one.  Happiness, for another.

"I'm scared, for once.  Didn't care about losing anything...nothing...not even my life.  Then you came along.

"I feel weak when you touch me, compelled, in thrall.  I feel strong when I'm inside you.  I feel your heartbeat when I fuck you, and it haunts me and drives me like a fucking drug.

"If anything happened to you--so help the world--I will burn everything in your fucking memory."

Leaning in, you kiss the tears from his cheeks, their salty taste both thrilling and alarming in the same breath.

He crushes you to his chest as he kisses your mouth the way he claims your body every night--as though this could be the last time.

MASTERLIST

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Ipad still broken, have some gendbend ikevamp hc

I like to think gendbend! Ikevamp MC is on the shorter side, so i have sandwiched him in between gendbend pure bloods for comparison,, all the ladies will have similar height to him if not slightly shorter in my opinion,,

Ahh also the anatomy is so janky here, im not used to traditional sozz

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He is a never misses an effort, so it's okay.

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Coachella 2024, Weekend 2, photos by Blair B Brown x Blur

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I love derbies

The derbies: