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Jamie Carragher wishing happy birthday to Gary Neville

#oh my actual god

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kelly really chose them to make this joke

#kelly omg

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The Overlap, MNF Behind the Scenes | Carraville

#marrieeeeeed

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I’m flinging myself off a bridge GARY WHY DO YOU LOOK AT HIM SO FOND

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Bruno for best leading actor in a comedy series 2022 (affectionate)

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VARchester United is BACK

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Gary your husband wants to hold your hand please let him

But it’s okay, then we have a gentle arm caress (it’s about the fingers)

And later, some vigorous chest pats

All in all, carraville had a great time rating club transfer windows as an excuse to spend even more time with each other

#we're all going to develop a drinking problem this season just trying to cope with these two

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Gary: [speaks]

Jamie: ❤️👄❤️

#james oh my actual god control your thirst

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Wait hold up-

I SAID HOLD UP-

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Absolutely criminal that the players aren’t on the pitch for Robbie Williams singing Angels because Jamie would 100% be serenading a very embarrassed (but secretly pleased) Gary

#carraville

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Thinking about Sir Alex saying that if Gary had just been a bit taller he could’ve been the best CB in the country 😭

#gary neville

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Is it just me or are Gary and Jamie both playing as CBs?

#carraville

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God bless Courtois for this public service to the city of Manchester

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mama i’m in love with a war football criminal …

#the only important art this year

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Are you desperate or are you Jamie-resorting-to-full-on-handholding-to-get-a-rise-out-of-his-favourite-Manc Carragher desperate tho.

#screaming into the void

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Imagine being that obsessed with your arch nemesis turned bestie that you can't resist kicking objects at him at any possible opportunity in a match already designed for your whole relationship?

I can't either. It's an exclusive courting dance reserved for a manc and a scouse idiot.

#the traditional northern mating dance