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Can confirm I’ve earned the wrath of god (or at least of my friend Georgia)

“You’re too ALBERT WESKER CUMBRAINED TO KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!!!”

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There are funner ways of getting herpes than eating fries off the theatre department floor

#submission

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“You’re too ALBERT WESKER CUMBRAINED TO KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!!!”

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"Clam gun"

-my icthyology professor

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"the care bare stare is bedroom eyes"

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"i gushed into my airhole"

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"It's like a horrible menu item: Dried bees on a stick."

-my genetics professor

#we are putting DEAD BEES ON TOOTHPICKS TO DO POLLINATIONS #it is HORRIFYING #what the HELL genetics #btw dead bees smell really bad

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"I don't think you want to be represented by a skibidi"

"do you think the skibidi toilets represent misogyny"

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"what does a boiled polar bear egg look like"

#i love improv club #gets ya gems like this

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"i should pay you below minimum wage"

(don't worry this wasn't a real boss to a real employee)

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"This isn't romance. This is just a worse version of Twilight."

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"If this drink gives me severe diarrhea, do you think I can skip my next class?" [proceeds to take another sip of the drink]

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"you should put your tongue in my tooth hole"

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"vore should not be above squirting"

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"I think I agree with Trevor on the lactation one"

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"Life is not a multiple-choice event."

-my genetics professor

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ABRAHAM LINCON IS HAUNTING ME

#submission